In Africa after locking the door with a key,
you must try to forcefully open it without a key
to see if it’s really locked, it’s in Our DNA.

When you thought you’ve seen it all.
Waiter : would you like to eat something sir?
Him Nah thanks.
Waiter : And you Madam?
Her : Bring two Nah thanks and water pls

I survived nine months in my mother’s womb without bathing.
What is July to me Nxaaaa

Wemen are the most faithful creatures ,
they
dont cheat ,they don’t lie , they are
trustworthy.
Remember I said We Men.

I’ve gotten to a stage in life where i don’t have to argue,
Even if you tell me that 1+1= 19
You are very correct.

A policeman👮 stops two drunks and asks one: “where do you live?”😕
“Nowhere”😐 replied the first drunkard.

“And where do you live”?😑 he asks the other one.
The second drunk replied: “We’re neighbours”.

Phone call from baby mama be like:
📞
Me: Hello😐
Her: I just wanna tell you that your son is sleeping😪
Me: 😒?!