Girls with bipolar can text you
“bye” then get mad if you don’t reply

If you’re sick never google the symptoms✋
You’ll die from stress

A woman who doesn’t ask for money is setting a trap for you
so you can marry her and she start controlling all your money

Teacher: why do humans have different blood groups😕
Rich: so that mosquitoes can have different flavours

There is nothing that scares me like when
I am borrowing someone my phone
he/she goes to chrome and start typing Por…
I am just afraid of those suggestions that will come up…

I think I am the 1 of the few Ndebele guy
who can speak fluence English.

Main Chicks Don’t Comment On They Man
Posts Or Pictures They Monitor The Comment
Section And Screenshot The Suspicious Ones
For Verification

If i cheat on you for 3 months without you finding out…
Just know it’s over between us..