An old guy said to his girlfriend, “I had a dream last night, someone was cutting my head off”. 😂 😂 😂
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The girlfriend replied, “So, they decided to cut off your head instead of your foreskin ?.
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Where I’m from, when you kill a mosquito in the night,
the next morning,
you’ll hear that an old woman slept and didn’t wake up.
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autumn n spring ketsa white people….
rena ego kano fisha ke summer n gwa tonya ke winter 4season for who?
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Her:babe y osa founele
Him:babe phone e wele airtime ya tshologa
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Those People who keep saying private life is a happy life,
just know that they’re dating an ugly bae.
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Uth yavuk eksen ulindel imsg ka “morning bbe
” uvel uzothol eth,”kphelil bekushlanganisil
😸😸😸😸😸” Yeses zyenzek izinto ngaphandl
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Some Girls Are Fools Yazi, Iam sorry To Say So But Its True. -_-
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They Be Like:
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“Ngeke Ngikwazi Ukuthandana Nawe Uno Mawengane” 🙁 🙁
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Wtf Kanti Umawengane Uhlala Emasendeni Yini??
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Imagine being married to a white person…
coming back home from a long day at work to speak english
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Today I introduced my boyfriend to my mom and
she was very happy .
Next week I’m bringing another one .
I wanna make my mom proud.
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ladies be like:
I love the woman I’m becoming
after buying One Pair of Heels!
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Zulu girls say: “Ubuhle bendoda iinkomo zakhe”
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In English: “The Beautiful man is a COW”
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Hehehe Thixo waseGeorge gorh!! 😱
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How to lose a man???
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Just be a good woman, they hate that shiit!
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They way some girls love Guys with cars,
they can tell which car you Drive from the
sound of your keys in your pocket…
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Your boyfriend charges his Samsung S7
with an infinix charger and you some how
think you’re irreplaceable.
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A friend said to me “I really want to go to medical school, but it takes at least seven years–and I’ll be 50 in seven years!”
I said “And how old will you be in 7 years if you don’t go?”🤷🏿
It’s never too late to start chasing your dreams.
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When I was growing up, I used to think
people with E-mails are Rich!!
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