Ladies , 👰what’s the first thing you check when a guy😎 is approaching you?
Boys listen….

Today my Neighbour was Baking Scones
.
It was Nice Playing With Her Kids
.
you must Love Kids guys

When i grow up i always wanted to date a coloured chick ^_^
until i found out of their culture of losing front teeth. -_- -_-
..
Nah i won’t survive yazi. :/

You can’t even tell your friends why you’re sad because
you’ll become a joke all year

Depression is for students from Uj, Wits, Up and UCT.
The rest of you loves attention.

Fat girls without hips (-)……
wearing high-waist jeans and
be looking like a dstv remote😂😂😂😂😂😂

Please no arguement here✋

Shout out to all the Niggas who buy smart
phones for their girlfriends so that they can
send quality nudes to us,your effort won’t
go unnoticed gents we humble appreciate
your hard work

HUSBAND: Call the ambulance, fast! I am having a heart attack.
WIFE: (took his phone) Quick! Tell me the Password!
HUSBAND: It’s ok… I am feeling better now