In a white guy’s car
Black :driver decrease me here
White : What😮
Black :leave me alone
White : I don’t understand
Black :Put me down bathong eh
White :😨😨🙆
Black :hey I know my placing home , you are increasing me mos

A real woman 👩will stay awake 😴the whole night just to make sure mosquitoes don’t disturb her husband.

Introducing your female friends to your boyfriend is like
displaying different kinds of meat to a dog…
My sister it will eventually eat them all.

Baby Girl eat that chicken and chips
these Men will tell you lose weight but
still cheat on you with a Fat Girl..

Don’t Worry You Will Find Someone ” ….
These Words Coming From Your Crush
Hurt More Than South Africa’s Problems

A Man And His Family Doctor Accidentally Meets In The Market.

Doctor: “How Is Your Headache Now?”

Patient: “Ohh, She Is Out Of Town.

Girl Is Going Into The Operation Theater For Her Heart Surgery.

She Holds Her Boyfriend’s Hand Tight & Said,

Girl: “I am Having Heart Surgery Today.”

Boy: “Yes I Know, Don’t Worry Baby.”

Girl: “I Love You.”

Boy: “I Love You The Most.”

After The Surgery, Girl Wakes Up And The Only One Next To Her Is Her Father.

Girl: “Where Is He?”

Father (Surprised): “Don’t You Know Who Gave You That Heart?”

Girl: “OMG, What? Noooooo (Starts Crying)”

Father: “I Am Just Kidding, He Went To The Toilet.“

Pathan’s Wife Bought A Beautiful Sweater For Her Husband.

She Sent It To Him By Parcel Along With A Note…

That Said: “The Buttons Of The Sweater Are Removed Since They Were Too Heavy & Added To The Postage. U’ll Find ‘Em In The Right Hand Pocket Of The Sweater“