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एक दिन हम आपसे इतनी दूर हो जाएँगे,

के आसमान के इन तारो मे कही खो जाएँगे,

आज मेरी परवाह नही आपको,

पर देखना एक दिन हद से ज़्यादा…

हम आपको याद आएँगे!!

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Hleka uyeke ukucasuka….umuhle mawuhleka…
umubi wawucasukile ubiphile ngatho ugogo oseygugele sweni….lol

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Him:Kanti uzongishayisa Nini bea gal?😉🤗
Her: inkinga indoda Yami izosibon..😒
Him: come on!! bea uzobe ebona Ngan..
Her: wafaka camera kwi pussy Yami…..
Him: yazini sobuye sixoxe …🤐
Her : LV u Bea yam.. 😘😘
Him : sharp👍

Next day UCC wabantu uyabhala ..

Her: hey bby💕
Him: unjan?
Her : am doing ohk bby…(with smile phela🙂😀
Him: kwakuhle lokho.😏
Her: Hua… bby uzongibona Nini.
Him:🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔sengiryt ngawe Lindiwe..

Bengikuthanda iphela manjr mna bengifuna ukushaya ngizihambela ..inkinga futy ne ndoda yakho izongibona kwi pussy wakh..

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ਅੱਜਕਲ ਰਿਸ਼ਤੇ ਵੀ ਮੋਬਾਈਲ ਫੋਨ ਵਾਂਗੂੰ ਹੋ ਗਏ ਨੇ,
ਲੋੜ ਪਈ ਤਾਂ ਗੱਲ ਕਰ ਲਈ, ਨਹੀਂ ਤਾਂ ਬਲੋਕ ਜਾਂ ਸਵਿੱਚ ਆਫ਼

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I wish i could create Facebook account.. And named (no one)

So that If I liked your posts.. Gonna be written as no one liked your post

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Those girls who bleach their face
are they trying to add another race ?

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ਹੁਣ ਇਹ ਅਫਵਾਹ ਕੌਣ ਫੈਲਾ ਰਿਹਾ ਕੇ
ਇਸ ਦੀਵਾਲੀ ਤੇ UP ਪੁਲਿਸ ਵਾਲੇ
ਕਿਰਾਏ ਤੇ ਮਿਲ ਰਹੇ ਨੇ
ਠਾਏਂ ਠਾਏਂ ਕਰਨ ਲਈ

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ਕੁੜੀ – ਤੈਨੂੰ ਮੇਰੇ ਤੇ ਕਿੰਨਾ ਕ ਭਰੋਸਾ ਆ ?
ਮੈਂ – ਮੇਰਾ ATM ਪਿੰਨ 3443 ਆ
ਕੁੜੀ – ਪਹਿਲਾਂ ATM ਕਾਰਡ ਤਾਂ ਦੇ
ਮੈਂ – ਨਹੀਂ ਬੱਸ ਏਨਾ ਹੀ ਭਰੋਸਾ ਆ

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पटाखें कोर्ट ने बंद करवा दिए,
दारू सरकार ने,
घी और मीठा डॉक्टर ने… . . .
अब “मूली”के परांठे खाओ और त्यौहार मनाओ..!!!

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😋बीवी ऐसी होनी चाहिये जो लड़ाई के बाद भी बोले
अब क्यों मुंह लटकाए बैठे हो अब तो बच्चे भी सो गए है।

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बेटी के *हनीमून* से आने के बाद “मां ने” पूछा:- *”जमाई का” कैसा है ?*😳
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बेटी:- छी.. तुम्हें *शर्म* आनी चाहियें मां.. ये *किस तरह का सवाल* पूछ रही हो ?
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मां:- *कलमूंही.. तुम दोनों हनीमून के लियें “Jamaica ” गयें थे न.. वो पूछ रही हूं!*

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I’m left Facebook guys and the whole grouping of people……
good bye 👋.
Books are now ready for studied. I wrote my Exam next weeks.

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My wife went on a holiday leaving me behind. I got horny one day and decided to try the maid who has just arrived from the village. I called the maid to the bedroom where I had taken off my clothes and pointed to my manhood: “do you know what this is?” I said.
Maid: (acting shy) yes
Me : “do you know what is it for?”
Maid: “yes”
Me : show me
The maid immediately knelt down, hold the item with both hands, drew closer and opens her mouth. (At this point I was shivering with anticipation and excitement).
The maid then began : “My name is Mary, I’m 23 years old from Orange farm. I want to send a shout out to my parents, Mr and Mrs Nkosi, my uncle Lesley, my brother Sylvester Nkosi . I would like to tell my boyfriend that I miss him. Can you please play a song ” Work Work Work ” by rihanna. Thank you. She then turn to me and said : “Boss, take your microphone. I’m done”

I fainted

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2019 we Dont Need a President We Mustn’t Vote At All ..
We Need Time As a Country To Find Ourselves

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Yesterday I decided to use this shortcut
that passes through cemetery. Two ladies
ran towards me telling me how scared
they were walking alone so they join me. I
told them “even me I use to fear when I
was alive”. I can’t tell you their speeds limit

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2018 is my year. I am getting married.
The pastor/prophet lied to you!
You are still single and we have 2 months remaining

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