My brother, if you don’t tell your girlfriend she is beautiful,
Indian men will tell her on Facebook.

This year has been the most difficult year ever.
Let’s cry together on this post. Don’t ask anything, just cry.

Your parents didn’t feed,raise and educated you to stand
next to stranger’s cars and take pictures for a profile pic

Some Girls You Gotta Look At Them More Than Twice✌
To Make Sure They Are Really Girls..!

This December
Mom: go back where you’re coming from
Me: don’t worry i just came for a jersey im going back

A man found out that his new maid is a man.
Right now thats not the problem.
The wife is asking how he found out

It’s not that i don’t have cash to buy a car
im just shy to buy 1

After submitting your answer sheet and
you realise you also submitted your cheating material

Flirting is like a game of Chess.
One wrong
move ….. and you are married

I’ve just met a fat police woman how does it come honestly to qualify there
you have to gym hard is SAPS for KFC or government am just confused