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Dimo kelangan ng make up o magsuot ng maiksing damit para lang hahangaan ka , maglinis ka lng ng bahay may taga hanga kana ..

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Hindi mo kelangang habulin ang taong tinalikuran ka ,
tao ka hindi ka Aso ..at lalong hindi sya Buto .

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ਪੰਗੇ ਪੁੰਗੇ ਛੱਡਕੇ ਸ਼ਰੀਫ ਬਣ ਗਏ 🤔
ਦੁਨੀਆ ਦੇ ਦੂਰ ਕਿਹੜਾ ਵਹਿਮ ਕਰੂਗਾ…..😎
ਯਾਰੀਆਂ ਦੇ ਜਦੋਂ ਕਿਤੇ ਹੋਣੇ ਚਰਚੇ 💪🏻💪🏻
ਮਿੱਤਰਾਂ ਦੀ ਗੱਲ ਆਪੇ ਟਾਈਮ ਕਰੂਗਾ…

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Wala ( Ikaw at Ako)
Si Dagul, Si Mahal at si Mura ( Forever Young)
Walang Taong Panget ( Till there was You )
Naligo Na sya ( For the First time)
Maganda Ka ( Who says)
Walang PASOK ( Joy to the world )
Pagkumanta ka ( It will Rain)
Adobe Photoshop ( What’s make you beautiful)

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I believe in love at first sight because
I have loved my mom since the first time I opened my eyes

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सिटी बस मे मैं आराम से बैठा हुआ था तभी एक खूबसूरत सी लड़की आई और बोली आप यहाँ से उठिये यह महिला सीट है।🙄🙄🙄

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मैं यह कहते हुए उठ गया कि आप महिला हैं मैं लड़की समझ रहा था🤔😮😮😌😌
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कसम से पूरा रास्ता सीट खाली रही पर लड़की बैठी नही..

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शब्दों का खेल देखिये

जब अमिताभ कहते हैं
“देवियो और सज्जनो” तो
करोड़पति बनने की आस जगती है!!.

और जब…..
मोदी कहतेहैं
“भाइयो और बहनों” तो
करोड़पति भी कांप उठते है..

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👌लाख टके की बात👌
” जीवन में तीन लोगों को कभी नहीं भूलना चाहिये…,
मुसीबत में साथ देने वाले को…,
मुसीबत में साथ छोड़ने वाले को…,
और…,
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मुसीबत में डालने वाले को…।

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टीचर – रहीम का कोई भी एक दोहा
सुनाओ|
पप्पू – सर मुझे नहीं आता
टीचर – तुम्हें जितनाआता है, उतना ही
सुना दो |
पप्पू – कभी प्यासे को वाटर पिलाया नहीं,
बाद में कवाटर पिलाने से क्या फायदा |
टीचर – बैठ जा, ड्यूटी पे मन भटका रहा है

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ज्यादा तो कुछ नही मांगूगा भगवान से
बस इतना अमीर कर दे की
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जब भी गुस्सा आये तो फोन📱 तोड़ सकू !!

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मरीज-डॉक्टर, मैं खाना न खाऊं तो मुझे भूख लग जाती है,
ज्यादा काम करता हूं तो थक जाता हूं,
देर तक जगा रहूं तो नींद आ जाती है, मैं क्या करूं?

डॉक्टर-रात भर धूप में बैठे रहो, सही हो जाओगे।

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पप्पू स्कूल की लड़की से बोला:
“आई लव यू, अब तुम मुझे बोलो..”
लड़की : “मैं अभी जा कर सर को बोलती हूँ” .
पप्पू : “पगली सर को मत बोल, उनकी तो शादी हो गयी है”

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Long ago in a small, far away village,
there was place known as the House of 1000 Mirrors.
A small, happy little dog learned of this place and decided to visit.
When he arrived, he bounced happily up the stairs to the doorway of the house.
He looked through the doorway with his ears lifted high and
his tail wagging as fast as it could.
To his great surprise, he found himself staring at 1000
other happy little dogs with their tails wagging just as fast as his.
He smiled a great smile, and was answered with 1000 great smiles
just as warm and friendly.
As he left the House, he thought to himself,
“This is a wonderful place. I will come back and visit it often.
”In this same village, another little dog,
who was not quite as happy as the first one,
decided to visit the house.
He slowly climbed the stairs and hung his head low as he looked into the door.
When he saw the 1000 unfriendly looking dogs staring back at him,
he growled at them and was horrified to see 1000 little dogs growling back at him.
As he left, he thought to himself, “That is a horrible place,
and I will never go back there again.”
All the faces in the world are mirrors.
What kind of reflections do you see in the faces of the people you meet…
It is all determined by your own attitude, if you
are negative everything around you follows suit;
If you adopt a positive attitude then ul see positivity empilweni
So, wipe out that frown and smile back at me and comment
“IT IS WELL WITH MY SOUL”

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*Heart touching story*
Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the
same hospital room. One man was allowed
to sit up in his bed for an hour a day to drain
the fluids from his lungs. His bed was next to
the room’s only window. The other man had
to spend all his time flat on his back.
The men talked for hours on end.
They spoke
of their wives and families, their homes, their
jobs, their involvement in the military service,
where they had been on vacation. And ever
afternoon when the man in the bed next to
the window could sit up, he would pass the
time by describing to his roommate all the
things he could see outside the window.
The man in the other bed would live for
those one-hour periods where his world
would be broadened and enlivened by all the
activity and color of the outside world. The
window overlooked a park with a lovely lake,
the man had said. Ducks and swans played
on the water while children sailed their
model boats. Lovers walked arm in arm amid
flowers of every color of the rainbow. Grand
old trees graced the landscape, and a fine
view of the city skyline could be seen in the
distance. As the man by the window
described all this in exquisite detail, the man
on the other side of the room would close
his eyes and imagine the picturesque scene.
One warm afternoon the man by the
window described a parade passing by.
Although the other man could not hear the
band, he could see it in his mind’s eye as the
gentleman by the window portrayed it with
beautiful descriptive words.
One morning, the day nurse arrived to bring
water for their baths only to find the lifeless
body of the man by the window, who had
died peacefully in his sleep. She was
saddened and called the hospital attendant
to take the body away.
As soon as it seemed appropriate, the man
asked if he could be moved next to the
window. The nurse was happy to make the
switch and after making sure he was
comfortable, she left him alone.
Slowly, painfully, he propped himself up on
one elbow to take his first look at the real
world outside.
He strained to slowly turn to look out the
window beside the bed. It faced a blank
wall.The man asked the nurse what could
have compelled his deceased roommate who
had described such wonderful things
outside this window.
The nurse responded that the man was blind
and not even see the wall. She said, “Perhaps he just wanted to encourage you.”
The lesson: There is tremendous happiness in making others happy, despite our own situations.

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A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really great about the result. On his way home he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper. Before leaving he says to the sales clerk, “I hope you don’t mind me asking, but how old do you think I am? ” “About 35,” was the reply. “I’m actually 47,” the man says, feeling really happy. After that he goes into Mc Donalds for lunch, and asks the order taker the same question, to which the reply is, “Oh you look about 29”. “I am actually 47! ” This makes him feel really good. While standing at the bus stop he asks an old woman the same question. She replies, “I am 85 years old and my eyesight is going. But when I was young there was a sure way of telling a mans age. If I put my hand down your pants for ten minutes I will be able to tell your exact age. ” As there was no one around, the man thought what the hell and let her slip her hand down his pants. Ten minutes later the old lady says, “OK, it’s done. You are 47. ” Stunned the man says, “That was brilliant! How did you do that? ” The old lady replies, “I was in line behind you at Mc Donalds. “

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पत्नी कोमा के करन ICU में थी। पति का रो-रोकर बुरा हाल था। अब तो सब कुछ भगवान के हाथ में है।
पति बोल उठा, सिर्फ 40 की ही तो है अभी..
तभी पत्नी के होंठ हिले और आवाज आई, 36 की। और सन्नाटा पसर गया।

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