Her: bro your face looks familiar
Me: ok
Her: you know Gadaffi from generations
Me:😁😎yes i do
Her: you look like his friend cosmo

I’m tired of the Russians and their Russian beer.
I want them to also support us South Africans with our new whisky

BYE BYE FIREWORKS
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HELLO HOMEWORKS😋

Did You Notice That Women In Serious Relationships Know
How To Draw Eyebrows

Am i the only one who gets this random urge to help old ladies
half way across the street and leave them there?