Your soul mate is afraid to text you because
you are living fake expensive life here on social media

Single Guys Are The Happiest People On Earth 💯% And We Live Longer 🔥♥ .. Let’s Stay That Way Gents 🙏☺ , STAY THAT WAY!

i Won’t Be impressed With Technology ✋✋
Until i Can Be Able To Download MONEY

Teacher : class give me name of any City you know
John : Cape town city
Teacher : very good..anyone else?
David. : New York City
Teacher : nice…Rainbow your turn
Rainbow: Electricity
Teacher : what 😮?
Rainbow : joking ma’am Rythem City.

Met my crush at mukuleng i bought doritos with money
i was suppose to buy cabbage with

In my wedding, any women who looks prettier than my wife,
should be kicked out. I hate confusion.

Dear ladies, please stop taking screenshots when we call you

Welcome to mzansi where Girls Hate their useless baby daddy
but Love another Girl’s useless baby daddy

Some breakups can make you steal your mom’s phone
and text your girlfriend.
“why are you doing this to my son”

If my sister know how famous I am on Facebook
She wouldn’t send me to buy cabbage at the market

My Goal in 2019 Is To Accomplish The Goals
I set In 2018 which i should have done in 2017
because i made a promise in 2016 which i planned in 2015