Imagine Posting “I’m Home Alone” Then A
Thief From Your Hood React With (WOW)

Nothing kills my mood like a bank reciept
that says:
Current balance: R 599.00
Available balance: R 200.00

*When girls call each other “Babe,
Love,etc”
*People be like: Wow, those girls are best
friends, they love each other
★When boys call each other “Babe, love,
etc”
★People be like: We knew it all along, those
two are gays.

My sister real men don’t kneel down to
propose, They will impregnate you and let
you decide whether you will marry them or
not.

Every school has that one teacher who
knows how to control the students more
than the Principal

When she’s riding your brains out and she says do you
like it babe and you almost scream yes daddy

I don’t know why females still asking for
Valentine’s presents Didn’t Oscar
Pistorius ended it here in South Africa?

When your boyfriend introduces you to his family
then you hear voices in the kitchen saying
did you see the forehead ?

I was so broke until my bundle of joy came back
with his teachers wallet

the biggest mistake you can make is showing your child that
your phone has games

Im not a sleeping person is important
when doing an interview at a security company