ਮੇਰੀ ਕਮੀ ਦਾ ਵੀ ਸੱਜਣਾਂ ਤੈਨੂੰ ਇਹਸਾਸ ਹੋਵੇ…
ਤੂੰ ਮੈਨੂੰ ਮਿਲਣ ਆਵੇਂ ਤਾਂ ਸਾਮਣੇ ਮੇਰੀ ਲਾਸ਼ ਹੋਵੇ
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Hii ngozi enye Mungu alitumia kutengenezea magoti nashuku ni same na ile alitumia kutengenezea makende.
Hizi ngozi mbili zinafanana sana…
waaah can’t spot the difference! Men
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Having dimples doesn’t mean you are cute,
it simply means your father’s sperms are too weak to form a full face
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Mapenzi yanaweza kukupa stress hadi mama ako akikuuliza what is wrong. …… unaeza mjibu Mama we bado mdogo huezi elewa
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اگر محبت کو پانا ہو تو “اعتبار ساتھ رکھو۔
اگر منزل کو پانا ہو تو “حوصلوں کو مظبوب رکھنا سیکھو…!;-);-):-*:-*
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Sheikh… Darzi say aik pent silai krny ki kitni qimat.
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Darzi.. 600
Sheikh.. 0r nikkar silai krny ki.
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Darzi… 300
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Sheikh.
Chlo nikkar silai kr d0 0r
Pa0n tk lmbii rkh dna…
Haha
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Character is like a pregnancy which cannot be hidden
one day, the pretender must be exposed
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you can buy or build mansion
but can never sleep in more than one room
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On my wedding day any woman dats looks more prettier than my wife
will be kicked out because I hate confusion
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Her: bbe where are you?
Me: I am at taxi rank waiting for the taxi.
Her: make it fast bbe I missed you.
Me: ohk bbe I’ll wait little bit faster.
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I found my late uncle’s SIM card on the drawer 😓 now I’m thinking of whatsapping his girlfriends and be like:👇
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“Hey baby, I’m back”
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ਬੜਾ ਕੁਝ ਸਿਖਾਤਾ ਹਲਾਤਾਂ ਨੇ..
ਠੰਡ ਰੱਖ ਅਜੇ ਤਾਂ ਸ਼ੁਰੂਅਾਤਾਂ ਨੇ
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A teacher asked her students to use the word “beans” in a sentence.
“My father grows beans,” said one girl.
“My mother cooks beans,” said a boy.
A third student spoke up, “We are all human beans
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Millions of trees in the world are accidentally planted by squirrels
who bury nuts, then forget where they hid them.
Do good and forget. It will grow some day.
Good morning dear friends
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Making a million friends is not a miracle
the miracle is to make a friend who will stand by you
when millions are against you.
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Ukukhuluphala ekubeni ungikweleda huseyikho ukungidelela nje
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