Posting Jokes On Facebook doesn’t Mean Everything Is Fine..
I also Have Personal Problems Such As Crying When
Am Hungry Nd Refuse To Bath

Men can talk to each other for like a week without
even knowing each others names

If you fighting my girl and you pull her hair I’m jumping in

I paid R3500 for that hair

Sometimes you have to pack your bags💼🎒 ,
go to the airport✈ , take pictures and come back home

Imagine you’re dead,happily and peacefully resting because
you left debts behind and then your pastor decides to wake you up…
yaz we are not safe

Long distance relationship needs a very good looking partner,
imagine waiting for an ugly person for 3 months

If your boyfriend is not spending money on you.
it means he’s saving money to marry you..
.be patient… men are good people

IF I WAS THE FOUNDER OF FACEBOOK
• No Under 15’s.
• No More Than 5 Posts A Day.
• Ugly Chicks Upload their Pics Once A Month.
• No People Over the Age Of 50.
• I Read Your Inboxes.
• A Chick Who Gets Less than 10 Likes Will Be
Banned For 3 weeks.
• No Nude Pics.
• No Texting When You In The Toilet
or When You’re Eating.
• You Wear Your Facebook Uniform
Before Logging In.
• Strictly No Dating on facebook.
• After 10 We all Log Out (Closing
Gates).
• You bath Before You Post.
• You Need To Have At Least 20
foreign Friends On Your Facebook.
• You’re Not Allowed To Have More
Than 500 Friends.
• You Need To Make An Affidavit To
Have An Account and A doctor’s Note .
• You can only login after church on
sundays, and if u didn’t go to church, you can’t login.
• Wash Your Hands Before Signing
In.

Am i the only boi or guy whos scared to sleep with a boi in
other bed sober the whole night…