Once you turn 25yrs and above there’s no need to set an alarm.
Your problems will wake you up by force

A man who cries over a woman doesn’t know
where alcohol is sold!
-African proverb

Because of load shedding
I’m even afraid of changing my hairstyle

Earphones are like underwears
do you share your underwear

Ladies .. instead of dating a guy who pays your Rent
why not date the Landlord himself??

Nowadays going to toilet without your Cellphone,is like
going to War without a Weapon…

You’ve failed as a boyfriend if your girlfriend has a male bestie

Skilled Workers Are Hard To Find .

That’s Why Idiots Are Promoted To Management