In America, when two lovers stare at each other, they kiss. In Africa, you will hear something like :- “Why are you looking at me, do you want to give me money? ”
Life is so beautiful in Africa.

I swear some people say ” YELLOW ” When they answer their
Cell Phones

My neighbour bought a sound system for the first time
now he’s calling his kids using a Mic

When you start behaving like Eskom in your relationship,
don’t be mad when your partner finds a GENERATOR.

In every clinic or hospital there is always dat cleaner
who thinks she is a nurse

Charlie : Sinoyolo You’re My Drugs

Sinoyolo : Aww , You Can’t Leave Without Me ?

Charlie : No , You Cost Too much And You Ruin My Life

Being Famous On Social Media is like be rich on monopoly 😔🙄
It’s Not Real , So Calm Down

Can I Take Your pictures ?? I love To Collect Photos Of Natural Disaster

Asking someone to drive your sports car is just like
asking someone to kiss your girlfriend..