If u pay me a visit and I go to toilet u must clap your hands until
I come back ..am tired of thieves

Husband (text): Babe I was in an accident. I got hit by a car. Zinhle took me to the hospital.
I have a dislocated shoulder and the doctors say I may never walk again…
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Wife: Baby, who the hell Zinhle???
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Girls 😂😂😂

Those people who buzz with a private number
Deserve high five in the face with a brick

Just Got A Reply From A Slender Girl Whom I Inboxed Before 3 February ..
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Sorry I’ve Lost Interest it’s Winter🤣 😂

When you accidentally hit an old lady with a stone
then she picks it up and puts it inside her bag

My neighbour just bought a microwave 😂
they even warm up artchar before eating

Until you’re legally married.
don’t live with a man, visit and go back home
so others can visit too!

When you try to talk in a taxi and they give you a halls and
say eat this first you’ll talk after

Son: Daddy , I Fell In Love And Want To Date This Awesome Girl

Daddy : That’s Great Son , Who Is She ?

Son : it’s Lerato , The Neighbors Daughter.

Daddy: Ohhh I wish you hadn’t said that , I have to tell you something son but you promise not to tell your mom, Lerato is actually your sister

The Boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later

Son:” Dad , I fell in love again and she’s is even hotter!”

Daddy: That’s great son , who is she ?

son : it’s Busi , The other neighbor’s daughter

Daddy: Ohh I wish I hadn’t said that , Busi Makhubo is also your sister . This Went on couple of times and son was so mad , He went straight to his Mother crying 😭

Son : Mum I am so mad at dad !!! I fell in love with Six Girls but I can’t date any of them because dad is their father !!

Mum(Huge him affectionately And Says): My Love ,You Can date Whoever you want . He isn’t your father…!!!

If You Expect Me To Stay Away From Your Bae

Do It First And Show Me How To Do It, Lead By Example