A man’s phone is like a coffin, if you open it,
what’s inside will make you cry none stop.

DJ PHIRI 😇💿🎙

Journalist: When Did you Start your Career of Mixing?😇😇😇

Phiri: At Primary School!😎😎😎

Journalist: Really? So amazing.😃😃😃

Phiri: I used to Mix English and Maths in One Exercise Book

Stop posting your problems on Facebook and start drinking alcohol
like the rest of us

Visitors Of Nowadays Are Boring ,
They Leave Without Giving Us Any Money
Shame!

Do u remember those awkward days at school?😊😄

1.When a bright student tells the invigilator that question 4 has a problem but u already answered it😥

2.When another students asks for a graph paper bt u are finished and didn’t see anywhere it was required 😥

3.When the invigilator says skip question 6 we wll fix it later but it was the question u enjoyed the most😀

4.When question 1.5 says use answer of 1.4 to answer this question but you didn’t know the answer of 1.4😲

5.When ppl are using rulers and u are wondering whats going on 🤔

6.When u hear ur friends arguing after exams whether the answer was 35.5%or 36% but ur answer was 25000……

Imagine you’re in a taxi, and the taxi driver
starts shouting “‘damn I’m tired of life”
while driving…
.
What can you say/do??

I live in constant fear that someone might kidnap my ex.
she lives alone on St13 room 48 and she just won the lottery

Hey You_!!!Yes You😊
You remember when you were about 8 years old .
You said you won’t drink alcohol and you….
DON’T SCROLL DOWN I’M TALKING TO YOU

Husband And His Wife Were Having Dinner At Fancy Restaurant 😊💝🔐

As The Food Was Served

Husband Said:” The Food Looks Delicious, Let’s Eat ”

Wife :”Honey…You Say a Prayer Before We Eat At Home”

Husband:” That’s At Home Sweetheart…Here The Chef Knows How To Cook ”

*U think you are someone’s full chicken only find out you are not even a neck, you just nails

From His Death Bed

Husband (Called His Wife And Said) : “One Month Before I Die I Want You
To Marry Gift ”

Wife:” Gift !!! But He Is Your Enemy !?”

Husband:” Yes ,I Know That !!! I’ve Suffered All These Years So Let Him Suffer Now “.