“भगवान का दिया कूछ भी नही
ना दौलत , ना सौहरत ,और ना सेटिंग
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दो चार काले कलूटे दोस्त थे पर वो भी Jio ki Sim मिलते मुँह फेर गये
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“भगवान का दिया कूछ भी नही
ना दौलत , ना सौहरत ,और ना सेटिंग
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दो चार काले कलूटे दोस्त थे पर वो भी Jio ki Sim मिलते मुँह फेर गये
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UMkhulu nogogo Nhlabathi babengenayo ingane impilo yabo yonke ngenhlanhla embi bafa bobabili engozini yemoto bangcwatshwa.
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Angazi uscroller uyaphi ezansi ngoba ngishilo ukuthi bafa bangcwatshwa manje ufunani?or ufuna ilifa?
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WHO TO DATE?
1. If you want a romantic poor guy date a VENDA guy
2. If you want true love and someone who will rather have Aids with you than leave you,
date a Ndebele guy from Pretoria, Mams or Pheli
3. If you want a man with a big d*ck like a R25.00 wors n know how to use it then date Shangaan men.
4. If you want a man who does not mind spending money on you get a Tswana man from Rustenburg.
5. If you want your son to be a taxi driver/que marshall then date a Zulu guy.
6. If you want your son/daugter to be a good attorney and a good liar then surely date a Xhosa man.
7. If you want to be in an abusive relatioship dont hesitate the road is simple go to Eldos’ and date Coloured’s.
8. If you want to spend most of the times craving for sex and getting it once in three weeks, date any Mzalwane guy.
9. if you want to have a man with a high sex drive date a ZCC man
10. If you don’t want to run out of chili spices then surely date Indian men from Durban .
11. If you want your son to be stupid and expect the world not to notice it then date a Pedi guy from any place that starts with Ga-. (e.g. Ga-Maja)
12. If you want to spend lots of money in your life and being listed on ITC then date an Afrikaner
13. If you want to stay with the stolen goods date a zimbabwean boy
14. If you want to date the african mafia date Nigerian boy
15. If you want to stay with a man who will leave you the whole weekend and come back when you ask he only says ‘Angati’ .. Go for a Swazi guy
16. If you want a “vat en set” guy for life, date any guy driving golf in Gauteng, preferably Soweto, Alex and Tembisa
17. If you want to be married and stay in the back room at your hubby’s home date Mohlakeng, Carltonville mamelodi,pheli and Kagiso guy..
WHO ARE YOU DATING?
ITS NOT PERSONAL
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Late Dr Myles Munroe; a man of wisdom was quoted as saying:
I was born poor, sleeping on the floor with cockroaches and rats. Today, I own my own jet. Everything I have is paid for. I am debt free; I open new businesses every year and mentor many people,”
ON UNEMPLOYMENT
Myles Munroe strongly discouraged the reliance on Government for jobs, describing it as ‘lazy thinking.’“There is no such thing as unemployment in the world. What you call unemployment is what I call lazy thinking,” he says.“The work of government is not to create jobs, but to create an environment for people to develop their own work,” he asserts.
ON GIFTS/TALENTS:
Munroe discourages employed professionals against relying solely on their jobs for income, urging them to instead create wealth using their unique talents. He also challenges aspiring entrepreneurs to develop and refine their expertise in a talent, idea, service or body of
knowledge.When you refine your gift in an area, you become valuable; people seek you out and pay you,
ON ENTREPRENEURSHIP:
Munroe said setting principles is the first step towards achieving success for any budding entrepreneur. “I will never be poor again because I have learnt the principles of business,” he asserts.“I can say without a doubt that what I have accomplished is based on principles passed on to me by my parents. You should never build your life on facts or techniques because these often become obsolete,” he cautions.“For you to survive today, you must accept the reality of partnerships. If someone emerges as my competition today, I am not supposed to kill them, but marry them,” he states.“Do not curse a crisis; use it. Every business is a solution to a crisis. Develop the capacity to solve a problem and you will become a successful entrepreneur.”
HIS 10 WORDS OF WISDOM TO AFRICA;
1. Understand crisis and use it to solve a problem. Every business is a response to a problem.
2. Initiate something; do not wait for things to be done.
3. Identify and refine your talent, skill, idea, service or knowledge to create wealth.
4. Whatever makes you angry, you must solve it.
5. Poverty is not the lack of money, but the lack of ideas.
6. God does not give cash, but ideas on how to create wealth.
7. Be in control of your mind, thoughts, perception and mentality to respond to change.
8. Be keen and take advantage of changes brought about by technology and globalisation.
9. Leave your legacy, but in the people you train, not in products or buildings.
10. Every human being was born with a treasure. Your greatest secret to success lies in discovering your treasure.
Secure your future, stop blaming every sitting president or Government of your country for your destiny
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A rich man looked through his window and saw a poor man picking something from his dustbin … He said, Thank GOD I’m not poor.
The poor man looked around and saw a naked man misbehaving on the street … He said, Thank GOD I’m not mad.
The mad man looked ahead and saw an ambulance carrying a patient … He said, Thank GOD I’m not sick.
Then a sick person in hospital saw a trolley taking a dead body to the mortuary … He said, Thank GOD I’m not dead.
Only a dead person cannot thank God.
Why don’t you thank GOD today for all your blessings and for the gift of life … for another beautiful day.
What is LIFE?
To understand life better, you have to go to 3 locations :
1. Hospital
2. Prison
3. Cemetery
At the Hospital, you will understand that nothing is more beautiful than HEALTH.
In the Prison, you’ll see that FREEDOM is the most precious thing.
At the Cemetery, you will realize that life is precious. The ground that we walk today will be our roof tomorrow.
Sad Truth* : We all come with Nothing and we will go with Nothing … Let us, therefore, remain humble and be thankful & grateful to God at all times for everything.
Could you please share this with someone else, and let them know that God loves them ?
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby.
The driver says “Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!”
The woman moves to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming.
She says to Nyaa, who was next to her in the bus,
“the driver just insulted me.”
Nyaa says “You go up there and give that stupid driver a big slap.
Go on madam, I’ll help you hold your monkey for you”
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Secret 1
Everyone you marry has a weakness. Only God does not have a weakness. So if you focus on your spouse’s weakness you can’t get the best out of his strength.
Secret 2
Everyone has a dark history. No one is an angel. When you get married or you want to get married stop digging into someone’s past. What matters most is the present life of your partner. Old things have passed away. Forgive and forget. Focus on the present and the future.
Secret 3
Every marriage has its own challenges. Marriage is not a bed of roses. Every good marriage has gone through its own test of blazing fire. True love proves in times of challenges. Fight for your marriage. Make up your mind to stay with your spouse in times of need. Remember the vow For better for worse. In sickness and in health be there.
Secret 4
Every marriage has different levels of success. Don’t compare your marriage with any one else. We can never be equal. Some will be far, some behind. To avoid marriage stresses, be patient, work hard and with time your marriage dreams shall come true.
Secret 5
To get married is declaring war. When you get married you must declare war against enemies of marriage. Some enemies of marriage are:
Ignorance
Prayerlessness
Unforgiveness
Third party influence
Stinginess
Stubbornness
Lack of love
Rudeness
Laziness
Disrespect
Cheating
Be ready to fight to maintain your marriage zone.
Secret 6
There is no perfect marriage. There is no ready made marriage. Marriage is hard work. Volunteer yourself to work daily on it. Marriage is like a car that needs proper maintenance and proper service. If this is not done it will break down somewhere exposing the owner to danger or some unhealthy circumstances. Let us not be careless about our marriages.
Secret 7
God cannot give you a complete person you desire. He gives you the person in the form of raw materials in order for you to mould the person that you desire. This can only be achieved through prayer, love and Patience
Secret 8
Getting married is taking a huge risk. You can not predict what will happen in the future. Situations may change so leave room for adjustments. Husband can lose his good job or you may fail to have babies. All these require you to be prayerful otherwise you might divorce.
Secret 9
Marriage is not a contract. It is permanent. It needs total commitment. Love is the glue that sticks the couple together. Divorce start in the mind and the devil feeds the mind. Never ever entertain thoughts of getting a divorce. Never threaten your spouse with divorce. Choose to remain married. God hates divorce.
Secret 10
Every marriage has a price to pay. Marriage is like a bank account. It is the money that you deposit that you withdraw. If you don’t deposit love, peace and care into your marriage, you are not a candidate for a blissful home.
So today let us pray for our marriages and ask God to help us where we are lacking in the marriage. May God bless you. I love you all.
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For it is written He who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery “..
Similarly as we enter this cold season…
He who looks at soap and water lustfully has already bathed!
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When the Army of lsrael saw Goliath, they said ;”
He’s too big to kill!”
When David saw Goliath,he said,”
He’s too big to miss!”
Same problem,different perspective. May God grant you a revelation that will bring down your Goliath. As a child of God may you not miss your goal, the Lord is aiming it for you,Pick up your stones and sling like David it will not be by your power or , strength but by the spirit of the Lord.
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Boss: Where were you born?
Nya: Zimbabwe.
Boss: Which part?
Nya: What ‘which part’? Whole body was born in Zimbabwe.
Nya and his friend were fixing a bomb in a car.
Xolie: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Nya: Don’t worry, I have one more.
Nya: What is the name of your car?
Xolie: I forgot the name, but it starts with ‘T’.
Nya: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
Nya joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the
computer.
Boss was happy and asked what Nyaa did till evening.
Nyaa: Keyboard letters were not in Alphabetical order, so I made it
alright.
Museum Administrator: That’s a 500-year-old statue you’ve broken.
Nyaa: Thank God! I thought it was a new one.
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Don’t educate
your children
to be rich.
Educate them
to be Happy.
So when
they grow up
they will know
the value of things
not the price.
👉🏿2.
“Eat your food
as your medicines.
Otherwise
you have to
eat medicines
as your food.”
👉🏿3.
The One
who loves you
will never leave you
because
even if there are
100 reasons
to give up
he/she will find
one reason
to hold on.
👉🏿4.
There is
a lot of difference
between
_human being_
and _being human._
A Few understand it.
👉🏿5.
You are loved
when you are born.
You will be loved
when you die.
In between
You have to manage…!
👉🏿6.
If u want to Walk Fast,
Walk Alone..!
But
if u want to Walk Far,
Walk Together..!!
👉🏿7.
Six Best Doctors in the World-
1.Sunlight
2.Rest
3.Exercise
4.Diet
5.Self Confidence
&
6.Friends
Maintain them in all stages of Life and enjoy healthy life
👉🏿8.
If you see the
moon …..
You see the
beauty of God …..
If you see
the Sun …..
You see the
power of God …..
And …. If you see
the Mirror …..
You see the
best Creation
of GOD ….
So Believe in
YOURSELF…..
We all are tourists & God is our travel agent who
already fixed all our Routes Reservations & Destinations.
*So Trust him & Enjoy the “Trip” called LIFE…*
Send to all people who are important to you..😊
I just did 👍🏿
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Magistrate : “Mr Dube do you know why you are here “?
Mtoliki : “Uyakwazi na ukuthi kungani ulapha “?
Dube ; Yebo Nkosi .
Magistrate : “so tell us your story .
Ayisuse ke uDube .
Dube ; “mina ngangizihlalele ekhaya “.
Mtoliki : ” i was just sitting at home your honour”.
Dube : ” Ngizihlalele nje ngingela ndaba ”
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Mtoliki: :just sitting your honour “.
Dube : “ngizidlela isitshwala “.
Mtoliki: “just eating sadza your honour”.
Dube: “ngizitshebela ngedelele “.
UMtoliki wagagagagasa esazama ukucabanga ukuthi kanje idelele kuyini ngesikhiwa ,
waphendukela kuDube wathi ” Dube tshintsha isitshebo inkosi ilizonda kabi idelele ungahle uvalelwe “
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ਟੀਚਰ – ਇੱਕ ਵਾਕ ਬਣਾਓ ਜਿਸ ਵਿੱਚ “ਖੰਡ” ਸ਼ਬਦ ਆਵੇ
ਪੱਪੂ – ਮੈਂ ਅੱਜ ਸਵੇਰੇ ਚਾਹ ਪੀਤੀ
ਟੀਚਰ – ਇਸ ਵਿੱਚ “ਖੰਡ” ਕਿੱਥੇ ਆ ?
ਪੱਪੂ – ਖੰਡ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ ਹੀ ਚਾਹ ਚ ਪਾ ਦਿੱਤੀ ਸੀ
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I went for a job interview today when I entered the 1st question was “wait please” I answered “65kgs”. They were so happy they all laughed and told me to go back home they’ll call me soon.*
*I’m now ironing my clothes they myt call me early morning tomorrow, guys pray for me.*
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A man is called to his manager’s office after coming from funeral
Manager:-moyo its the fourth time you have gone to bury your father. And you have gone to bury your mother five times. How many times do your parents die??
Moyo:- let me explain sir. When my mother died my farther remarried. So I call that wife mother. When my father died my mother remarried. And when she died my father also remarried. And that has been happening over and over again. That is why I have buried my parents several times…
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Students who are studying Art, Film and Television and Fashion design. Let’s be honest, do you really need good luck wishes for your exams? Come on guys really now
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