*My neighbour called the police because I was smoking weed in my backyard.* *The police got here and asked where the weed was, I said I smoked it all.* *They said where did you buy it, I said from my neighbour…* *now they’re at his house*
*Learn To Mind Your Own Business!!!*
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I’m sorry to say this but Girls are slowly replacing swimming pools
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You should be a light for other people. Live so that they will see the good things you do and will praise your father in heaven. Matt. 5:16
You want to make a difference in your world? Live a holy life
Be faithful to your spouse.
Be the one at the office who refuses to cheat.
Be the neighbor who acts neighborly.
Be the employee who does the work and does’nt complain.
Pay your bills.
Do your part and enjoy life.
Don’t speak one message and live another.
People are watching the way we act more than they are listening to what we say. Have a lovely day bo babe You know exactly that am crazy about you😍💕💞💖.
May our Heavenly Father help you to fulfill your dreams
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SOMETIMES ONCE YOU FEEL THE PAIN ITS WHEN YOU START TO WRITE A POEM
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My mom told dad”when u finish watering the garden we need to talk about something l saw on your phone”
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;( it been 4 days n dad is still watering the garden
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We must use English the way White people use our languages…
Is you hears me now?
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Ngilimele umzimba wonke a mehlo avalekile ngishawe unembeza..
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Sale wa bona mo fitileng
Di pams txa size7
Okarr ke mo bo patlame mpsa
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Setla gobetha stress gore ofihle ko makuleng ofete ore obatla airtime ya 2L le coke ya mtn
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Happy moments praise God,
difficult moments seek God,
quiet moments worship God,
painful moments trust God,
every moment thank God,
Good Morning!
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Don’t give up in life; bcos life is like a dice. When you need six to start the game, it gives you one; which increases your pain. And when you need one to end the game, it gives you six which is now in vain. Life is very beautiful but so short, so never give up. But rather concentrate and make good use of what you have to get what you want.
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Awubazi ubuhlungu mawungakaze udibane nale inkinga.
Yazi uthunywe estolo umawakho athi hamba ucula khona ungazukhohlwa nawe uhambe ucula uthi sowuzofika uvele udibane noGogo akubingelele uthi uyafika estolo selukhohliwe.tjooooo
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Mens always pies in the garden and
Girls in the bathroom
Now you need to know way your gatden smells
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The difference between your mother tears and
your girlfriends tears your mother’s tears
effect your heart and your girlfriends tears effect our pockets
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A friend Knows your life in and out but still loves you the way you’re…. friendship goals.
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Why didn’t the skelitin cross the road
Bicause he didn’t t had the GUTS to do it😂
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