Ask your girlfriend to come and visit you she will demand for transport money, but let someone tell her that you are with another girl… My brother she can even hire a private jet

[Dear Ladies]
Have you ever made a guy drop you off at another guy’s place?

Respect your partner’s phone so that the days of your relationship will be increased..!

m i the only one who has a whole list of things to download, but as soon as I’m connected to WIFI i forget everything..

“No Woman Can Control Me, No Woman Can Control Me”; “No woman can tell me what to do”
~•~^~•~
But Once She Says: “Go Lock the Door First” You Fly Like A Bird..!

A sick woman was lying on her sick bed with
her husband by her side,😭
She turns to the husband and said
WIFE : Honey, I have a confession to make….😢
HUSBAND : Save your strength my dear!☺😊
WIFE : [Cuts in] Nooo,😭 I want to say it so that
when I die my spirit will be at rest😣.I have been
stealing your money and giving it to my boyfriend😢,
You’re not the father of our son Junior, I was the one who stole
your gold wrist watch and hide it in your
sister’s bag so that you’ll drive her away😩..
Please forgive me😞
HUSBAND : I know all this, that’s why I poisoned you.😊
Keep calm Let the poison work…. s

Refusing to send Transport Money has made some guys👮 to lose their future wives👧. My brother, Be wise and send that money now

Girls did you know that these boys when they inbox 📥 us it took a long process? They go through our Profile pics to check if we’re approachable, to check if we’re at the same level. After that they go to inbox and type📼 “Hi” n they stop for 2mins meditating🙀 if they can post it or not, they delete❌it and log out thinking if they can come up with good approach. After some few hours⌚ they consolidate✊ themselves n say now am going to talk to her, they log in n come straight to your acc n look at your pic for 3mins thinking, they cancel it and they go to check their notifications 🔔, they leave their Facebook online n do something for 15mins, they come back n notice that you’re online they log out again coz they think they’re being watched. They log in n check their notifications 🔔again for 30sec n they come back to ur acc n notice that you’ve logged out, they boost their confidence n they type “Hello Beautiful” n they stop for 3mins, they delete it instantly❌😏 n type “Hi” finally, and they log out quickly after sending it n Spend five hours without logging in coz they’re afraid you might have ignore them. At 19:30 they go to bath 🛀 after that they go straight to their beds n login in to Facebook, they’re now happy coz there’s two messages, they ignore it for 5mins n go straight to their notifications liking, commenting posts of their friends, after some 10mins they go straight to inbox n they found that you didn’t reply, they start to blame themselves maybe it’s because am ugly this n that so on and on they faint 💂😂😁. Guys am I wrong? 😊 Ladies keep it up we have dignity n we’re so precious. 👏

My Landlord is a good man, I came back and see 2 big padlocks on my door. I know it’s because of insecurity in my area

Most guys are single because they refuse to answer this question;
“How did you get my number?”

When you are in love,
Wonders happen.
But once you get married,
You wonder, what happened.