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ਜਿਨਾ ਨੂੰ ਵੀ ਵਹਿਮ ਆ ਜੁੱਤੀ ਪੁਰੀ ਕੈਮ ਆ ਕੱਡਣੇ ਪੁਲੇਖੇ ਬੱਸ ਥੋੜਾ ਹੋਰ ਟਾਇਮ ਆ

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ਕਿਸੇ ਦੀ ਦਿੱਤੀ ਹੋਈ Fortuner ਵੀ ਓਨੀ ਖੁਸ਼ੀ ਨਹੀਂ ਦਿੰਦੀ
ਜਿੰਨੀ ਆਪਣੀ ਕਮਾਈ ਹੋਈ nano ਦਿੰਦੀ ਆ

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ਮੈਂ ਬੈਡ ਤੇ
ਮੰਮੀ – ਉੱਠ ਚਾਦਰ ਵਿਛਾਉਣੀ ਆ
ਮੈਂ ਰਸੋਈ ਚ
ਮੰਮੀ – ਬਾਹਰ ਨਿਕਲ ਪੋਚਾ ਲਾਉਣਾ ਆ
ਮੈਂ ਸੋਫੇ ਤੇ
ਮੰਮੀ – ਤੇਰੇ ਤੋਂ ਇੱਕ ਥਾਂ ਤੇ ਟਿਕ ਕੇ ਨੀਂ ਬੈਠ ਹੁੰਦਾ

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ਭਾਰਤ,ਦੁਨਿਆ ਦਾ ਇਕਲੌਤਾ ਦੇਸ਼ ਹੈ
ਜਿਥੇ ” ਮੂਤ “ਪੀਤਾ ਜਾਂਦਾ ਹੈ
“ਘਿਉ” ਜਲਾਇਆ ਜਾਂਦਾ ਤੇ
“ਦੁੱਧ” ਮੂਰਤੀਆਂ ਤੇ ਬਹਾਇਆ ਜਾਂਦਾ ਹੈ

ਇੱਦਾਂ ਕਿਉਂ?? 🙄

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There was one boi called emenike he is a servant
Very dutiful and also dirty. One day when he is serving his boss a bowl of soup with his hand inside the soup. His boss controlled his anger and then confronted him.
“Emenike ur fingers are in my soup said by the boss”
Emenike replied, don’t worry my boss the soup is not hot.

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God gives gives gives and forgives. People get get get and forget.

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Mathematics clazz

Teacher: Clazz wat iz de 10-1
One student: teacher it’s 0
Teacher: faint

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Uze ungishaye nje uthi ngiyafeba wena ubanjwe abaphansi yini:-(

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Ge Okare O imile Wa Lora Koloi E Kitima Speed Sa 180, O Tsebe Ke Papago Ngwana Wa Chaba Murr

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What if ezululwini udla imali yakho yomnikelo? 😯 yazi abanye bazo lamba 😂 Ngiya e sontweni mina Sunday

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Sleeping next to a new bae for the first time is tough.
You have to breathe in English😚
Not too loud, not too deep and not t0o fast

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Guys am still shocked😥 about what I saw this morning at 02:45 when I was going to toilet, it was unbearable so I had to go n help myself. When I was coming back I looked at my neighbors house n I saw myself ploughing at their garden😭😭😭😥 What am I suppose to happen now? Do I have to go to police? Please help me n help me psychologically too!

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When I was Young:
I’d put my arms in my shirt and tell people I lost my arms.👹
I would restart the game whenever I knew I was going to lose.😌
Having that one pen with four colours made me feel so rich.👑
I waited behind a door to scare someone, then leave because they were taking too long to come out.😒
I faked being asleep, so I could be carried to bed.😈
I used to think that the moon was stalking me.😕
I tried to balance the switch between On/Off.🔥
I Watched two drops of rain roll down the window and pretended it was a race.😻
The only thing I had to take care of was a school bag.🔒
I swallowed a fruit seed and I was scared to death that a tree was going to grow in my tummy.😤
I closed the fridge extremely slowly to see when the lights went off.😌
I walked into a room, forgot what I needed, walked out, and then remembered

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Bao Kitimixe🔪🏃 Bafana Ba Polokwane (Seshego) O Txeye Cap🧢 We Lebeletxe Morago Obakwe Bare “Moleseng Axuwe Wa Boya”

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Stop asking Girls if they Have a boyfriend. Take her out, buy her Food, Crack some jokes And make her laugh, give her Money and let her decide if she’s Single or not.

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