How Zulu People Behave in A Restaurant
Zulu: How Much is The Tea ?
Waiter: R15
Zulu : And Sugar?
Waiter: it’s Free
Zulu: Ok Give Me 1 Cup Of Tea And 5kg Of Sugar
Waiter: Fainted

If You Love Someone Set Them Free.
If They Come Back, Set Them On Fire

Guys ,next Monday will be my last day for me on Facebook as I will be travelling to England on Tuesday to study pharmacy and will be there for 3 years. I’ll miss you so much. May God be with you all. Please forward this message to all those who know me. I’ve just copied it as I received it and I don’t even know whose traveling

You are 30 and not yet CEO? What a shame! I became CEO at age 15 when my teacher said “You and your company, leave my class”

Stop complaining about fake friends 😅u are old now👵👴go to work..stay at home..read books..eat and watch TV. listen to music also my dear ul never hear that fridge and microwave gossip about you🙄

Guys I know we might share jokes, laughing together and such. But my private life has nothing to do with you, so please I want the truth now! Who gave Cristiano Ronaldo my Contact Number?