Her : Babe, Can I ask you something?

Me: It’s not true babe, they are lying.

Sugar Daddies or Sugar Mama’s.
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Your thoughts? Ever had one? How was the experience? Let’s talk.

The woman who rejected you
because you were poor and dusty
will not regret it or suffer later in
life
She will meet her type, get married
and stay happy. Stop watching
Nigerian movies.

Maybe forehead kisses are actually to appreciate someone’s brain..
And that’s why most of you don’t get them

My fiance Is so Dumb yaz😒✋ ..she said she’s wearing a “swimming pool” instead of “swimming question”
Should I send her back to school?😂😂

My friend there is no word in english called “eated”…leave facebook and focus on your grammar……………. Facebook is for those of us who readed their bookes and finished them, dont come here with your broken english, you hered me?

I hate saying my name when I’m knocking on the door🚪.😕

I be like “ke nna” 😃

One evening, a young woman
came home from a date, rather
sad.
She told her mother, “Anthony
proposed to me an hour ago.”
“Then why are you so sad?” her
mother asked.
“Because he also told me he is an
atheist. Mum, he doesn’t believe
there’s a Hell.”
Her mother replied, “Marry him
anyway. Between the two of us,
we’ll show him just how wrong he
is.”

Ur father’s side of the family might not care about you
but ur mother’s side has the deadliest Snakes hiding behind smiles