chuki haiwezi kutoka chuki. Ni upendo pekee wenye uwezo huo
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chuki haiwezi kutoka chuki. Ni upendo pekee wenye uwezo huo
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ਮੋਦੀ ਭਗਤਾਂ ਨੂੰ ਹੁਣ ਕੌਣ ਸਮਝਾਵੇ
ਜਿਹੜੇ ਸਮਾਨ ਦੀ ਭੰਨ ਤੋੜ ਕਰ ਰਹੇ ਹੋ ,
ਇਹ ਚੀਨ ਦਾ ਨਹੀਂ ਤੁਹਾਡਾ ਹੈ ਅੰਨੀ ਦਿਓ
ਚੀਨ ਦਾ ਖਰੀਦਣ ਤੋਂ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ ਸੀ
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Good Morning Compatriots..! 🍩🍪☕
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A Father is someone who holds you when you cry; Scolds you when you break the rules; Shines with pride when you succeed; And has faith in you even when you fail!
🔸🔹🔸🔹
Happy Father’s Day to all the responsible fathers..!!
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I wonder why rich people don’t fall in church during deliverance…
Are demons meant for only poor people..??
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Nekutsi u slender
Sema catalogue
Siva ngawe tsine
Sitibonela spikiri😂
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Izdudla are the most selfish people in the world.
They will sit down with a mini skirt,
and you will see nothing…
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Mara uyayazi interview yakwi company eserious?
Uthi usahlezi uzwe bekubiza igama lakho kuspeaker esiphezulu odongeni.
Uthi usathukile ungazi uqondephi, kufike uReceptionist athi “follow me”, akubonise ilift, angene nawe akupress’ele, uzwe kunyakaza izihlathi imizuzwana, ifike uzwe “Twiiiing”, ivuleke ubone umnyango omkhulu weglass, usadidekile ukuthi kungenwaphi uvele uvuleke Automatically, uthuke ucitshe umelwe umoya, wehlise izandla slow ukuze ungajumpisi. Uthi ungena ubone itafula ligcwele iroom,
Kulo kuhleli, abelungu abathathu lamaNdiya amabili lomuntu omnyama oyedwa wesfazane ofake izibuko.
Bavele bathi “You may take a seat”.
Umlungu akubuke besethi “tell us about yourself” wena ngalowomzuzu uyajuluka. Bathi “calm down and take a deep breath”
Uthi uphendula ngeEnglish, uvele uthi “Is thanks to see you”
Uzenze serious, uphume amafinyela abe iballoon, uthi usazihlekisa uvele ugxoze indenda, uthi uyazesula usuze……..
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Kissing your Husband while he is asleep is one of the best gestures of love
but African women search pockets instead
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Make sure you check your spelling and grammar before you post anything on Facebook. Because there are so many jobless English professor on Facebook..! ☝
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आज मैंने वियतनाम की एक लड़की को फ्रेंड रिक्वेस्ट भेजी है…
चीन को घेरने का मेरा पहला कूटनीतिक कदम..
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चीनियों और उनके चमचों को तो बददुआ भी नहीं दे सकते..
..’कि तुम्हारे मुँह में कीड़े पड़े’
नालायकों का तो डिनर हो जायेगा 😂😂
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A police officer sees a man driving
around with a pickup truck full of
Squirrels. He pulls the guy over
and says… “You can’t drive
around with squirrels in this town!
Take them to the zoo
immediately.” The guy says “OK”…
and drives away. The next day, the
officer sees the guy still driving
around with the truck full of
squirrels, and they’re all wearing
sun glasses. He pulls the guy over
and demands… “I thought I told
you to take these squirrels to the
zoo yesterday?” The guy replies…
“I did . . . today I’m taking them to
the beach.
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My friend walked in as I was taking out sausage from the fridge,
so I took everything out and started cleaning the fridge
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I survived 9 months in my
mom’s womb without
bathing ,so what’s June & July?
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ਧੋਖਾ ਨਾ ਕਰੋ , ਝੂਠ ਨਾ ਬੋਲੋ
ਚੋਰੀ ਨਾ ਕਰੋ , ਨਸ਼ੇ ਨਾ ਵੇਚੋ
ਸਰਕਾਰ ਨੂੰ ਵੀ ਆਪਣੇ ਕੰਮ ਚ
ਕੰਪੀਟੀਸ਼ਨ ਪਸੰਦ ਨੀ ਆ
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Don’t cheat. Don’t lie. Don’t
steal. Don’t sell drugs. The
Government doesn’t like the competition
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