Sanibonani emini, bengifuna ukusho nje ukuthi ngimuhle, and ngisazoba worse. Ngiyabonga.

Oh, and futhi anginisabi.

Usathi uqedile ukubhala i-Life Science Paper 2, iphakame i-genius iyolalela i-heart beat ye-invigilator, ibuye ihlale phansi ibhale. 😐

Bayanilwisa yini estolo uma nithatha i-foundation efana ncimishi neskhumba sakho? Noma nje ninenkani?

Bese belengisa i-mask ngaphansi kwesilevu usuku lonke, kube sengathi bazoyifaka uma i-Corona sebeyibona ingena ngomnyango.

Iyasebenza i-lipstick 💄 because ifihla nama-lips asaxetshulwa ugologo. 🥃

Mina nje ngiyofela iqiniso.

“Sthandwa sami, this is my male bestie.” Lapho usho umuntu onama-lips a-pink ongawacabuza kwawena mjita.

Likufebele i-2000, uthi uyalithethisa lithi: “Buzz off jeqe omanzi. Phihli! Phahla! Lawa iqanda, yakhala imbuzi, meeeeeeh!”

Uke wanaka ukuthi iskole as’phumi, kuphuma izingane nothisha? 😮

Graduation gown iyasinda, ngayizwa kahle kwa-grade R, ngathi no more.

Ngithe kuye asibuyelane, wathi seku-late. So, ngizovuka early kusasa ngiphinde ngimzame.

Yazi i-wrong i-Belgravia 🍾 baf’ethu, 😔 bengithi ngicifela omunye u-girl ihlo 😉 ngavele ngazumeka. 😭

“Ufuna amasi noma ngikuthosele inyama?”

MINA: “Ungabe ungenzela amasi ngaleskhathi usathosa inyama!

Lowo mzuzu ongixakayo, izivakashi seziyavalelisa. Two hours later basavalelisa. 🙄