Ugodole ☁uze ufise ukuya emendweni ngoba khona bathi kyashisa

Yaz umuntu umxoxele kahle indaba uma eseyindlulisa ath uzwe ngama hem hem……😮 nginguma hem hem mina😮

Ladies, Uma ufuna indoda esebenzayo ngicela ukhethe kulawo osebenza nawo

Sipho: Mbali manje wenzani empilweni
Mbali :ngyasakaza
Sipho:wow,usakaza kuyiphi iradio station?
Mbali :ngisakaza ngempama umuntu ongibuza umbhedo😂😂😂😂

Ngidinga indoda eseyikhulile ngomqondo,ezaziyo ifunani empilweni. Eseyiqalile nokwakha umuzi wayo🙄🤗 ngifuna ukuyidayisela nangu u cement ungaze wome bakithi😎😎

Noma ungaze uyifende indoda uze ubuye phezukwayo uma ingakufuni ayikufuni cc izoza kuwe uma ixabene nomuntu wayo 🤣🤣..

Ai bafendeni anginamona ngibulawa ukushima🤣🤣

Text your Ex…
“I think you gotta go get tested.”
Umnyise nje ngamabomu.
😂😂😂

Kodwa ke iSlender naso mase sibhince iTowel kuvele Kube ngathi iShwarma.😣🚶

Sesbonga khona ukuthi uNkulunkulu umunt weslisa🙏🏼✔️ Kube enye iGender ngane iyndaba zethu zibhalwe emafini🚶🙄

So nifike nimithisane nodwa then nithi iyntombi zethu azikhiphe oR200 ukuza Kuma Babyshower mabengenzi nithi ama Fake Friends.🙄😏

“I don’t date broke guys” ifuna ngathi mothethiswa kini bathi “go upstairs”😏

“Nifuna kuphume esinye isdumbu?” Kusho uNgcobo bemfakele inyama encane emngcwabeni.

Ufuna indoda enemoto 🚗 😏 kodwa ubaba wakho yamhlula ngo-1960 isengu-R2.