Uma ungasathengelwa izinto ezi-grand uma uvakashile kwa-boyfriend kodwa unikwa ukudla kwasekhaya, congratulations! Wena, usuyi-straight.
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Uma ungasathengelwa izinto ezi-grand uma uvakashile kwa-boyfriend kodwa unikwa ukudla kwasekhaya, congratulations! Wena, usuyi-straight.
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Umuntu olele manje unesbindi😢 ulala kanjan kunomgodi ombiwe ongenamnikazi nje,🤔 hlampe usulala unomphela
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To our sisters leo want to ask you this question hivi…..
“what would you do if you start arguing with your man and he starts crying”
Sisi tuko hapa to see the comments and kuchangia where we have too
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Back in high school, I was very poor in maths during exams nilikua napata Kati ya 4% na 10%🙈. The results used to be announced from the lowest maarks to the highest marks,, so nilikua wa kwanza ama wa pili kuitwa😑 alafu napokea viboko kadhaa 😏.
So one day the maths results were announced and my name wasn’t among the first to be called 🤜🤛…so mwalimu anaendelea 30%, 40%, 50%, 60%, 70% bado jina langu halikuitwa, kila mtu kwa class akaniangalia👀,, wanauliza “umepitaje huu mtihani?”😝,nikasmile nikasema ” Ni mungu tu” by the time alifika 80% I was already grinning in excitement. Wakati alifika 90% alikuwa amebaki na paper moja tu 😁🙌,, saa mungu amejibu maombi na ndoto yangu ya kupita maths imetimia🙏,, class mzima walishangaa na kuniangalia 👀,, finally mwalimu akaangalia juu na kusema.
“One idiot did not write his name and he scored 0%”. l just fainted 😂😂
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Ukhona umuntu wesifazane ongenaye umngani okuthiwa “TT”?
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Udle nomlungu umbone edla isishebo sodwa, 🍛 awumkhuze ngizwe.
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Once ngafaka ijazi lami lase-Zion nesfonyo sami, ubudokotela ngivele ngibuzwe ngaphakathi.
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Sathi sithenga ama gown kwathiwa sidlisa iTeam, kwimanje nihudula ingubo indlu yonke ngathi oSuperman
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S*x – HIV
Kiss – COVID19
Single – SALT
Marriage – STRESS
😢kahle kahle impilo ichakalaka yento.
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Abantu beslisa iningi labo ba Single but bona abakwazi loko 🤔bayokubona👀 mhla kuphela umsebenzi
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*Protect yourself from Covid 19.. remember.. when you have it…you will be admitted to ICU..and your wife will have your phone..that’s so dangerous than covid 19 itself..avoid this scenario*
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Nokuthi iDurban July ayikho sizwa ngani, kwimanje thina sise Durban and its July sikhuluma nje.
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Ubu X buphela nini kanti, sengohlala ngiyi X yakho noma sengishadile? Hayi ngeke mele ibene limit lento.
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👮are south African??
🌚 Yes
👮Bogobe bao robala maabane rebo bitxang??
🌚Malatji..
👮Chauke bula Van🚔
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Her : Baby I Lost My Phone.
Him : Borrow Me Your Headsets And Charger.
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Baby Daddy Ke Motho o Ao Latileng Sepetlele After Go Belega,
Sesi O Nayo Baby Daddy???
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