Santa Banta Ki Dukaan Par Shave Karne Aaye,
Banta- Muchh Rakhni Hai.?
SANTA- Han..
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Banta(Much Kaat k)- Le Rakh Le,
Jahan Rakhni Hai.
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Santa-dhire dhire ku6 likh rha tha. .
Banta -ye dhire-2 kya likh rhe ho.
Santa-Saat saal k bete k liye lettr likh rha hu,
Wo tez-tez nhi pad skta. . .
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Banta,Rail ke patri par leta tha.
Santa-tu rail ki patri par kyu leta hai mar jayega.
banta-Chal pagal jab mere sar ke upar se airoplane nikal gaya
tab tho kuch nhi hua tho ab rail mera kya legi.
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Santa -Tumhe wo bangali ladka kiss kr raha tha,
To Tumne Use Mana Kyu nai kiya.?
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Ladki – Mai use mana kaise karti. !
Mujhe to bangali bolni hi nai ati
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SaNTa: OyE Tu LaDKi
DeKh AaYa?
KaiSi He?
ToM:RaNg Se KaLi He AuR
KaaN Se KaM SuNTi He
SaNTa:ZaRa
EnGLiSh Me KaHo
ToM: “BLaCK-BeHRRy He,
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PJ OF THE DAY-
Plz eat Parle-G & not Tiger biscuits!
WHY?
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Now only 1411 tigers left..
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Ek baar 2 chintiyo ke hathi k sath jhagde hote hai…
Toi woh chintiya ped pe baithi rehti hai…
Aur niche se hathi jata hai..
Toh achanak ek chinti upar se hathi k upar jump karti hai…
Toh dusri chinti kya kahegi,
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DABA sale ko….
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What do you call a bee that has come from
America ???
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“USB”
No claps plz…..
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Do u knw?
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Badal itne kaley kyo hote he.?
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Kyoki vo dhup me bahut gumtehe.
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A 4 Apple
B 4 Banana
wah wah
A 4 Apple
B 4 Banana
Kuch bhi ho jaye Daya goli mat chalana.
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Disco:- Bar mein kyu hai Dhamaal…??
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Disco:- Bar mein kyu hai Dhamaal…..?
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A.C.P bola: Daya , surakshit kaale mere baal , Vasmol ne kiya kamaal..
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Itne saal hue Daya ki Koi Girlfriend nahi hai
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Itne saal hue Daya ki Koi Girlfriend nahi hai
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ACP: Abhijeet pata lagao ye Daya kahin Gay toh nahi hai
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I hve lots of jokes in my inbox,
bt i can’t send u all u them’
it will take a lot of time,
so i’m sending u jst 1 joke
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“u r so beautiful”
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i changed my computer password to SILENCE.
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Bcoz my girlfriend doesnt know that word
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Isq me aasiko ne ye anjam paya h,
hath pair tuta itna maar khaya h,
hospital pahuchte hi narso ne farmaya h,
baharo phul barsawo kisi ka mehbub aaya h’..!
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Good morning ke baad afternoon hua hai,
Good morning ke baad afternoon hua hai,
Daya ye sadharan maut nahi iska khoon hua hai
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