In exam hall a girl to santa:
Mujhe bas is ans ki starting bata do baki main likh lungi.
SANTA ne dhyan se idhar-udhar dekha,fir dhire se bola:
“The”

ek baar santa darwaaza tod kar bazaar mein le ja raha tha
tabhi banta ne pucha :- ye darwazaa kahan le ke jaa rha hai?
santa:- yaar mein is ka taala kulwane ja raha hu.

Banta-Yaar santa TU apen colege ka naam subse alag Rkhana.
santa NE College ka naam rakha.
SANTA SINGH GIRL COLLEGE 4 BOY’S.

Santa Apne Bete Pappu Ka Math Ka Test Le Raha Hota Hai.
Santa: “ Beta 5 Ke Baad Kya Aata Hai? ”
Pappu: “ 6, 7 ”
Santa: “ Wah Mera Beta To Bohat Hoshiyaar Hai,Aur 6, 7 Ke Baad? ”
Pappu: “ 8, 9, 10 ”
Santa: “ Kya Baat Hai Beta Aur Uske Baad? ”
Pappu: “ Gulam, Begum, Badshaah “

अंग्रेज:- हमने चांद पर पानी और बर्फ की खोज
कर ली है…
नन्दन
:- तो हमें अब सिर्फ दारू और नमकीन लेकर
आना है… 😛 😀 🙂

Gf- I love you.
.
Boy- Tell me any diffrant style.
.
Gf- TERE LASH KO AAG LAGANE KAMOKA MERE BETE KO DEGA KYA.

Munna Bhai Ke ghar LADKI hUE.
Circuit- Bhai ab to muhale ke,
Sare ladke isko line marenge.
MUNNA- Tu fikar mat kar re,
Apun iska naam DIDI rakhenge.

Santa Ek Baar Park Mein Beth Ker Gaana Ga
Raha Tha“ Aaj Mein Upar Aasma Niche
.
.
”Uske Paas Ek Aadmi Betha Tha UsAadmi Ne
Santa Ka Gaana Sun Kar Santa Ko Bahut Maara
.
.Kyon ???
,
,
,Kyon Ki Aasma Us Aadmi Ki Beti Ka Naam
Tha.:xD

Anniversary k moqa pr SANTA apni biwi k liay
gulab ka phool le kr aya.
BV: Mujhay ye nai chahiye, koi soney ki cheez do.
SanTa: Ye lo Takiya or so jao

Santa :Samose kuch acche
lag nhi rhe hai, kya baat hai
Parso wale to bohot acche
bane the,
Dukandar :Aji Saheb, ye wohi
to hai..

Santa ne Nokia ka sabse badi screen wala mobile le liya
.

.

.

Kyon??????
.

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.

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Kyonki Woh dekna chahta tha hae ki,
Phone switch ON karne per
kaun se 2 log hath milate hae.

Santa-YAR Aaj Tabyat thik Nhi h,
Hr Chiz double Nzr aRhi h,
.
.
.
.
Banta-1000ka Note deke,”Ye le Wo 2000,
jo Last week Mene udhar Lye The

Santa Ne God Se Pucha
:
Kya Mai Agle Janam Me
Gadha Ban Sakta Hu.?
God Ne Jawab Diya
:
aap iss suvidha ka labh pehle hi le chuke hai.

Santa & Banta Pani Pine Gaye,
Glass Ulta Pada Huwa Tha.
Banta- Iska To Muh hi Band Hai.
Santa- Ha Yaar.!
NIche se Bhi Tuta Hua Hai.

Santa- Meri Biwi Bahut Kharchili He,
Jab Bi Dekho 100/,200/rs Mangti Rehti He,.
Banta- unn Paiso Ka Wo Karti Kya He.?
Santa- Kya Pata,
Maine Kabhi Diye hi Nahi…