Q:JAB koi pareshani(problem) ho to kis ke paas jana chahiye.
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Ans:KISAN ke pas
Kyonki uske pas HAL hota hai.

About c.i.d
Rin lagaya or daag gaya
Wah Wah
Rin lagaya or daag gaya
Abhijeet: Daya lagta hai,
Khooni bhaag gaya.

1 Ladki se 1 Ladke ne dil manga
To ladki ne kaha kal dungi
Next day ladki apne sath bachha Lekr ayi or ladke ko de diya kyu?
Dil to bachha he ji.

Sam: Mai paida Mumbai me hua, Par padhai Chennai se ki hai .
Tom: Phir to rooj aane-jane me bahut der lagti hogi na?

hawo se khe do ham aaye hai,
phir bhi na hate to dhaka mar do,
phir bhi na samjhe to,
pyaar se samjha do.

So silly was Newton..
1 apple ko girte hue dekha to gravity ki khoj kar li….
25 saal se susu kar raha tha, wo kya upar jaata tha??

1st time bhojpuri sms-“Tu ruth jaibu t jiyab kaise,
phatal karejwa k siyab kaise,
tu hi t hau hamar sona k surahi,
tu hi phut jaibu t paniya piyab kaise!

Chand ko guroor h ki uske paas noor h,

To kya?

Mujhe bhi gurur hai
Mere paas s.m.s
padhne wale

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“(—)”
LANGOOR H.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Wat do u call a husband who returns home!
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Don-t even guess!!!
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Pati-ala-house!!!