A Japanese Came To India. He Took An Auto To Go To The Airport On The Way A Honda Overtakes

Japanese: “Honda Made In Japan……… Very Fast”

Next A Toyota Overtakes.

Japanese: “Toyota Made In Japan……….Very Fast”

Airport Came He Asked: “How Much?”

Autowala: “Rs. 8000/-”

Japanese: “Why So Expensive?”

Autowala: “Meter Made In India………..Very Fast“

I Sent A Text To My Wife Last Night: “Hi Babe I’m At The Pub With Some Lads, Please Try And Wash All My Dirty Clothes And Make Sure You Prepare My Favourite Dish Before I Return.”

I Sent Another Text: “Babe I Forgot To Tell You That I Got An Increase In My Salary At The End Of The Month I’m Getting You A New Car”

She Text Back In One Second: “OMG Really?”

I Replied: “No I Just Wanted To Make Sure You Got My First Message.“

Definition Of A Boss: “Boss Is A Person Who Thinks
That Nine Women Together Can
Produce A Baby In One Month”

A Russian While Visiting India Went For An Eye Check Up. The Dr. Shows The Letters On The Board “CZWXNQSTAZKY” & Asked.

Doctor: “Can You Read This?”

Russian: “Read? I Even Know This Guy. He’s My Cousin.”

“Poor Old fool,” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man inside for a drink. As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he’d humor the old man and asked, “So how many have you caught today?”

The old man replied, “You’re the eighth.”

A Canadian psychologist is 
selling a video that
teaches you how to test your dog’s IQ.
Here’s how it works:
If you spend $12.99 for the video,
your dog 
is smarter than you.

An Economist Beautifully Explained Reasons For Having Two Wives.
1. Monopoly Should Be Broken.
2 Competition Improves The Quality Of Service

Boy Was Driving To New York With His Girlfriend.
He Kept His Hand On Her Knee,
She Smiled & Said “You Can Go Further”
He Went To New Jersy