There Are Basically 7 Types Of Girls…

1. Hard Disk Girls: Remember Everything Forever.

2. Ram Girls: Forgets About You The Moment You Turn Her Off.

3. Screen Saver Girls: Just For Looking.

4. Internet Girls: Difficult To Access.

5. Server Girls: Always Busy When Needed.

6. Multimedia Girls: Makes Horrible Things Looks Beautiful.

7. Virus Girls: These Type Of Girls Are Normally Called Wife
Once Enters In Your System Don’t Leave Even After Format.

Choosing Career Is Like Choosing A Wife From 10 Girls.

Even If You Pick The Most Beautiful And Intelligent Woman,

There’s Still Pain Of Losing The Other 9

Importance Of Thumb

Babies Use It For Chewing.

Illiterate People Use It For Sign.

Winners Use It For Victory.

My Fans Use It For Reading My SMS.

Oh! You Too? Crazy Fans.

I’m an excellent housekeeper.
Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house

I remember the time I was kidnapped and
they sent a piece of my finger to my father.
He said he wanted more proof.

A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?”
Father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”