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Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful.

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If she’s amazing, she won’t be easy.
If she’s easy, she won’t be amazing.
If she’s worth it, you won’t give up.
If you give up, you’re not worthy.

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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity;
and I’m not sure about the universe

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Kodwa u Beer
Esedakiwe umunt ashela intombi athi”..yaz ntombi umuhle ,uyile type engiyfisayo”
Ayi ibaleke kangaka intombi isaba ukubulawa

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Your Mind Is A Powerful Thing. When You Fill It With Positive Thoughts, Your Life Will Start Change…

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So I just met this beautiful girl in the taxi
carrying a laptop…so..I had to make a plan yabo
yokumngena
.
Me:”hello there beautiful… I see you’re busy on
your laptop…what are you doing vele?
.
Her:”oh I’m just busy making a research about
men from different ethnic groups who are good
in bed..manje so far I’ve researched four groups
.
Me”ohh..okay so what have you found out so
far?
.
Her”I found out that Basotho men last longer in
bed…and Zulu’s are good at serenating and
flirting with a woman..the Boers are good kissers
and that Venda’s have big amazing dick….eish
sorry..here I am busy talking too much.. Konje
you said your name was again? .
.
Me:”ohh..well my name is Brian Shaka Van
wyk…but my friends call me Azwindini

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Yaz sometimes mele uke
uzenze islima nje umthande umuntu wakho
noma ekuferbela nje umthande
noma engakwenzi i pp uqhubeke umthande noma ekuziba ku whatsapp ungapheli moya umthande

SENZO :Noma ubasho wedwa o Gudmorng no Gudnyt
mntaka gogo ungapheli umoya uqhubeke nje
umthande umuntu wakho

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Yaz lensangu ya KwaMashu
angiyizwa kahle aybambani

SENZO :Happy Valentines Day
guy😘

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Theken ihlukana nawe days
before ikutshele😟

SENZO :Mpho wabantu

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Muntu wakho ancamele
kufaka a blank pic on whatsapp

SENZO :ukhona wena✊😂
yaz uyshimele😑

But It’s None Of My Business

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In Africa we don’t go for DNA tests.
You just look at the father then
you look at the child….. repeat
three times..
(DNA test for who?)

SENZO :Ay akusiyo eyalaykhaya le ikhanda impumulo eyalo Mfana wakwa Mzobe
Sbonelo Mzobe Babentshontshana naye

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If your boyfriend is on Facebook
and half of his female friends are
hotter than you, my prayers are
with you my child,
be strong.

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Lillian uyaysanganisa
ngomuntu ongamthandi

SENZO:Engabe uyokhala
ku Mfundisi
Isishimane senkosi

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Ngath kuferba omaMfundisi
abantu abashadile

SENZO :Wena ngangaferbelwa kanjan nje
ungakhiphile nenkukhu emnyama

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