i speak English the same way
white people speak my language..
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If I say you’re beautiful don’t say
“Really?”
Coz I can’t lie twice.
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She posted ::my bae is 40 so what?
.
I commented : you spelled dad incorrect
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I wonder why she blocked me
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South Africa is a very good country Joo first it was free moola for just giving birth, then free food at school. Free wifi, free WhatsApp, free Facebook, free education. Joo Joo Joo. What’s next vhele free pussy?
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Life would be good if guys treated girls
the way their mothers treat Tupperware
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😓My dream is to kidnap
Master Mind
Ngimkame ngenqina
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Uyazi adakwe umuntu aze anike uJesu i-nickname,
ambize “Mjeswana”
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They say you have to be good to be lucky,
but I think you have to be lucky to be good.
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A good plan is better than a perfect plan tomorrow.
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Have you ever looked back at the past
and realized you were such an idiot?
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When you put that ring on my finger,
you put a chain of death around my heart.
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Honesty is very expensive gift.
Do not expect it from cheap people.
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If you expect the world to be fair with you
beacuse you are fair with them.
It’s like expecting a lion not to eat you
because you don’t eat lion.
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*Many women normally don’t have transport money to & from the man’s place. But once they suspect you’re with another woman at your place, I don’t know where they get the money, you just hear her knocking on the door*
*But women…. How*
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If ujola nomunt okhuluma sign langauge ebese ubuya ebusuku uth uyangena nje endlin esath uyathetha nge sign umane ucishe ugesi ushone ekamelwen!!
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The world has grown suspicious of anything
that looks like a happily married life.
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