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I will take care of you more than I do to my self.

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Be careful who you trust and tell your problems to.
Everyone who smiles at you is not your friend.

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May you follow your dreams and always believe in yourself.
Keep your eyes on the stars and hope in your heart.

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Most of us are just about as Happy as
we make up our MINDS to be.

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Sometimes we waste too much time to think about someone
that does not think about us for 1 second.

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A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

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Those girls that put their whole stomach in leggins….
are u a kangaroo?

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January is a problem When you are stressed by that the price of cabbage, artchar and eggs have inceased boom a message bbe I’ve missed my periods…

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Mango : I am a yellow bone when ripen, used for making atchaar when raw, and i look like a human kidney.
.
Grapes: i am looking like a human eye, and i am a wine raw material
.
Banana : please guys, let’s drop this topic

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You’re offered R500 000 to sing a song word for word without making any mistakes…which song would you sing?

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Dear Crush:

You are sending mixed messages when u say:

“I love u with all my Hut”

Please get it right

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Her: when am i gonna see u again?😀
.
Me: first of all…u saw me by Mistake

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There is a priest, buy a 6 dozen eggs to give to the mahhrap… he left it in front of the church to open the gate, but when he comes back. So when the “Mass” is…
Priest: Stand up with eggs…
(stand all boys)
Priest: I mean those who saw eggs…
(stand all girls)
Priest: not.. I mean those who saw my eggs…
(stand the nun)..

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Yaz Abe mubi umuntu uze ufune nokumbuza kuthi is it painful

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Even if U in a wheelchair ,
a Zulu guy is still going to
ask U
“hamba kanjan mfethu”

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