Me: Hy I’m Solomon.
him: So?
Me:lomon
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I just switched off the candle. I guess now iam a fire fighter
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Boys think of girls like books.
If the cover does not catch their eyes,
they won’t bother to read whats inside.
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In every girl’s life there is a boy she will never forget.
In every boy’s life there is a girl he can never get.
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True Friends look at you with no judgment in their eyes,
they know you’ve made mistakes
but they accept you for being human
and help you right the wrongs.
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If time does not wait for you, don’t worry.
Just remove the battery from the clock and enjoy life.
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Get around people who add to your life! There is enough in this world that will try to take away from you. Be intentional about filling yourself up and choose your friends wisely!
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Pictures with bras and panties are not nudes…
I can go to the beach to see that
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Some girls are really Childish and immature..
Rich: Hi😀
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Her: sorry I don’t date broke guys😕
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Rich: I don’t want to date you😆.. I only wanted to to tell you that I saw u on tv today😐
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Her: owww😊☺😊 really?😹 which channel?😛
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Rich: Animal channel😯😒
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Boom I was blocked
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Nywe nywe miss my boyfriend”
Manje thina senzen? Si react nga masende wakhe?
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Husband: i heard our neighbour slept with every lady from our street except one..i wonder who it is?😞
Wife: it must be mamfundhisi from down the road…that lady is so stubborn
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Dad : “son i just want to let u know that u were adopted”
Ronnie : “hahaha you are kidding, really?”
Dad : “yes, pack your things they are coming to fetch u”
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A little boy Rich came down for breakfast one morning and asked his grandma; Where’s mom and dad?😯
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She replied; They are up in bed.
Rich started to giggle😁 ate his breakfast and went out to play.
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He came back in for lunch and asked his grandma; Where’s mom and dad😀
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She replied; They are still up in bed😧
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Rich started to giggle😆 ate his lunch and went out to play💃
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He came in for dinner and asked his grandma; Where’s mom and dad?😮
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The grandmother replied; They are still up in bed.
Rich started laughing😂
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The grandmother asked; Rich what is going on?😐 Why is it that every time I tell you they are still up in bed, you will start laughing!😑
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Rich replied; Last night daddy came into my room and asked me for vaseline and I gave him super glue😕
One word for Rich
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Dear Zulu People.
When You Say “Izolo” Are You Talking About Yesterday Or Weed?
You Are Comfusing Us!
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Bambi:hey doctor, I really need to do a plastic surgery.
Doctor: why
Bambi:am ugly
Doctor: you are not ugly
Bambi:everyone say am ugly
Bambi:no you not ,you are fine and strong looking man
Bambi:am a woman
Doctor: you really need it
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Laughter is the best Medicine”
An Economist beautifully explained two reasons for having 2 wifes.
A- Monopoly should be broken.
B- Competition improves the quality of service.
If u have 1 wife, She fights with u!
If u have 2 wifes, They will fight for u!
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