English
• Something’s Fishy here
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IsiZulu
• Khona okushaya amanzi lah
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Ex:why you don’t answer your phone??
Me:cos I lost my memory card
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😢Uyazi Inyama yese- Woolworths ngandlela idura ngakhona ungafunga ukuthi inkukhu zakhona zino-Metric
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You are a mistake
I would gladly repeat.
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No horror movie can give you the feeling you get
when you tap your pockets and don’t feel your phone”
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Sebenza ube nokwakho uyeke ukusongela abantu uthi, “Kophela Sofana”
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• Apologize when you’re wrong.😓
Be silent when you’re right.
Ask if you’re not sure.
Admit it when you make a mistake.
Forgive when you’re wronged.
You’ll have a wonderful relationship…
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Am sure on Valentine’s day
i wl only get a message from Cell C reminding me to pay them the $10 airtime that I owe them.
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Wife : “what are u doing?”
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Ronnie : “nothing”
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Wife : “nothing??, you have been looking at our marriage certificate for an hour now”
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Ronnie : “I was looking for the expiry date”
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Ronnie : “doctor, my girl has a tendency of talking in her sleep,
what i should i give her?
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Doctor : “just give her an opportunity to talk when she is awake?”
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Wife : “what are u doing?”
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Ronnie : “nothing”
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Wife : “nothing??, you have been looking at our marriage certificate for an hour now”
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Ronnie : “I was looking for the expiry date”
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Some Ex’s think they own our hearts,
they will text you:
“Hey I know you still love me”
Aibo kahle msunu ukuzihola
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Shoutout to my school teacher who said
I’m going to end up being a taxi conductor…
Tomorrow’s my 1st day
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No horror movie can give you the feeling you get
when you tap your pockets and don’t feel your phone”
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The moment you spell an English word wrong,
then everybody suddenly gets a
masters degree in English.
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Ex – 20 missed calls : 10 voice note + R55 airtime
Bae – 0 missed call + 1 please call Back
Please, who is serious here?
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