Skinny girl if she holding a
“Tablet”
She will be looking like she’s carrying a
“Plasma”

Skinny girl if she holding a
“Tablet”
She will be looking like she’s carrying a
“Plasma”

Skinny girl if she holding a
“Tablet”
She will be looking like she’s carrying a
“Plasma”

I come from a tough neighbourhood.
One day a thief pulled a knife on me
but i knew he wasn’t a professional
coz the knife had butter on it.

pain is when you sitting with your girlfriend than this advert ”
my ex never got lost, he always finds right spot”
plays on TV and she says babes this is my favourite advert

Valentine’s day is around the corner,
surprise your girlfriend by
introducing her to your wife

Dating a short girl is good.
Until you take her 2 church⛪⛲
and the ushers drag her
2 children’s section

I’m Forced To Laugh At My Uncle’s Lame Jokes
So That He Can Give Me Money!!!

I Can Kill Cape Town People By Just Showing Them
One Litre Of Water!!!

Welcome to south Africa
Where Jesus send you a whatsapp massage
And threaten to kill you if you don’t forward it to 20 people

Rich a guy from the rural areas visited an art museum in Town. He was busy checking out some fine art pictures when he saw the ugliest picture ever😐
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He angrily😠 called the Mananger and said ” I like your pictures👌 they are all beautiful👏 but now what is this crap?😕 how can u just decide to put this ugly incomplete piece of shit for everyone to see? Mxm”😑
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The Mananger said “Im sorry sir, That’s not an art Picture🎨 its a mirror!”

” better on Facebook, you are active.
But in person, not.”

Pain is when you accidentally give the visitor. …
the plate with the big meat