Her : bbe I Think um pregnant
Me : keep on thinking Tell me when you are pregnant.

Then she slap me whaT I have done can anyone Tell me !

Two drunks are walking along. One drunk says to the other, “What a beautiful night, look at the moon.” The other drunk stops and looks at his drunk friend. “Youre wrong, thats not the moon, thats the sun.” They began to argue when they come upon another drunk. They asked, “Sir, could you please help settle our argument? Tell us what that thing is up in the sky thats shining. Is it the moon or the sun?” The third drunk looked at the sky and said, “Sorry, I dont live around here.”

When I’m thinking of stop drinking alcohol
BuT something reminds me that my parents didn’t raise a quieter!!!!

Its hard breaking up with someone who is a psychologist✋
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Bruh u tell them “it’s over” and they will say:
“Bae☺, sit down,
let’s talk about this,
I can see that u have family issues,
Tell me about your childhood “

Imagine Dating A Girl Who Cooks Rice Without Counting It…
Big TurnOff!!!

No One Can Clean A Room Faster Than A Niqqer
Who’s Wait For A Girl To Come..

The nigga next to me in the taxi just told someone on the phone
“Let me park and call you back”

Thug:Put the money in the bag, or you’ll be geography…
Tebza:I think you meant to history sir…
Thug:Don’t change the subject just get the money in bag.

IF you call him and he is eating don’t disturb him girl just hangup.
Don’t make him choose between you and food

How they kidnapped me

Kidnapers: Get in the van we have a lot of sweets for you .
Me : no I’m fine I don’t like sweets.
Kidnapers : we also have fRee WiFi .
Me: ok let go !

Mary”‘with real rato !

Do not get jealous if you are single this Valentines. Always remember that chocolates can cause diabetes. Flowers will dry and lose their beauty. Balloons will deflate. Letters will go old. And most importantly, they will soon break up.
Nothing lasts forever

Teacher: Calvin name the animal start With the later D
Calvin : Dog style
Teacher: Nonsense now the letter T
Calvin : The Dog style