A signboard outside a restaurant read “Eat As Much As You Can, Your Grandchildren Will Pay”
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Rich entered the restaurant and ate as much as he could, got a toothpick and was relaxing when the waiter gave him the bill, he laughed, pointed to the signboard and said” don’t u see? Only my Grandchildren will pay”
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The waiter replied “This is not your bill, It’s your Grandfather’s bill”

Comment with a biggest lie
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Me : I eat once a year
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Whats yours?

If u want to look like an idiot😉
Advise a girl that is in love

Usually people who like to post on other people’s wall
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Are the same kind of people who love writing
“I Was Here” in buses and public toilets

I went to a night prayer in one church😐
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So in the midst of the prayer session a member touched my shoulder and said “You Will Walk”😯
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I didn’t understand because im not disabled..
But after church I realised my transport money had been Stolen

You Wanna See His True Colours?
Tell Him You’re Pregnant!!!

Husband : Honey Let’s Play Hide And Seek?
Wife : No, Last Time We Played It I Couldn’t Find You
And You Came Back 15 February!!!

Insecure guy
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Guy: bae where are you??? Girl: I’m in church
love ! Guy: Give Jesus the phone.

Kissing a short person is like
drinking water
from the tap

A chinese guy walks into a bar
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Ronnie : “hey, do you know Kung fu?”
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Chinese : “no why is it because i’m a chinese?”
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Ronnie : “no it’s because you are drinking my beer”
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Chinese ran away!!

Mistress: when are you leaving your wife?
Mister: now, I come home.
* hasted came home at home *
Mister: we need to talk.
Wife: I also have to say.
Mister: it’s important to me.
My wife: that’s mine too.
Mister: you don’t understand… I don’t want…
Wife: I won the lotto 100 million! What are you going to say? You said I don’t want…
Mister: AA… I don’t want you… I love you.. I love you