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WENDLALA INDUMISO PHEZU KWAMEVA
Wendlala indumiso phezu kwameva,akawasusi ameva bese endlala indumiso kodwa Wendlala indumiso phezu kwawo ameva.
Buka la unkulunkulu uthi la wendlala indumiso phezu kwaMeva(inkinga) kodwa akawasusi Aameva (ayinkinga) kodwa wendlala phezu kwawo.

Ngfuna ukukhuluma nawe namhlanje ngithi unkulunkulu angeke aysusa inkinga empilweni yakho iyohlezi ikhona kodwa iyodwa into ayenzayo ufike endlale indumiso phezu kwayo ukuze wena ukwazi noma ukhone ukuhamba phezu kwayo.ngfuna ukuxoxa nawe bhuti,sisi,mama,baba okhalayo othi mina izinkinga zingimele ngenhla izinto zami azingilungeli kwirelationship,angiwutholi umsebenzi,ngixabana njalo nomndeni wami,bayangithuka omakhelwane,ngizondwa nangabangani bami,lalela ungalwi nenkinga kodwa zama ukubiza unkulunkulu ukuthi endlale indumiso ukwazi ukubhekana naleyonkinga.

Ujesu waphelelwa amandla nanethemba mhla eshawa,ebulawa esiphambanweni bt unkulunkulu akaze ababulale lababantu ababeyinkinga kuJesu wavele wabayeka benza konke abakuthandayo bt wathumela ingelosi ukuthi imnike amandla ngaphandle kokulwa nabo
UDavide akaze azame ukulwisa uSAWULI mhla ephenduka isitha kuye wambika kunkulunkulu wabe esezibulala yena usawuli.

Ngsaphinda unkulunkulu akayisusi inkinga empilweni yakho kodwa undlala indumiso phezu kwayo,musa ukuba lwisa mabekuthuka,musa ukuba thuka mabekuzonda,musa ukubazonda mabekusongela,musa ukuba songela mabengakuniki umsebenzi tshela unkulunkulu ukuthi akangenelele ezintweni nasezitheni zakho ukuze ukwazi ukubhekana nazo hhayi ukuthi ulwe nazo
Unwabu maludlula enyokeni eluhlaza nalo luba luhlaza khona inyoka ingeke ibone ukuuthi nakhu ukudla kwami mangidle kodwa ibona yonke into ifana nayo luze ludlule unwabu enyokeni.

Lalela vumela inkinga yenzeke ungalwi nayo,bt fana nayo zivumele izinto zenzeke empilweni yakho ukuze uzondlula kuzo ungalwi nazo biza unkulunkulu uzofika akunike amandla amasha.izinkinga ngeke uziqede lapha emhlabeni futhi ngeke ulwe nazo ngoba uzosuke ukhohlwe ukuthi ufunanani empilwen Ngathi kuwe mina impilo ayisiyo inkinga kodwa inkinga iyimpilo kuwe which means whatever ohlangana nayo eyinkinga iyimpilo izokukhulisa.
Buka ISIHLAHLA SIDINGA INKINGA UKUZE SIKHULE SIYEPHEZULU,SIYIDINGA KANJANI INKINGA ISIHLAHLA,
ISIHLAHLA ISISHWA ZIMVULA EZIYIZIKHUKHULA KODWA BESE SITHI WENA NGZOKUTHATHA NJENGAMANZI AZONGINISELA NGYEPHEZULU NGIBE LUHLAZA,KUFIKE NGISHO ILANGA LISISHAYE LISHISE BT SITHI ISIHLAHLA WENA LANGA UNGINIKEZA AMANDLA OKUTHI NGIKWAZI UKUKHULU NGYEPHAMBILI

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Nyaa went for hunting and caught a deer.When he got home he decided to cook it without saying wat animal meat he was cooking. During supper one of the kids asked “baba yinyama bani le?” Nyaa started laughing. He replied.”yinyama engibizwa ngayo ngumama wenu.” B4 he even finished the older one screamed to the younger one ” Mchatheni khafula “Ngumgodoyi

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Nyaa gambled with all his university money at the casino before even the end of the first term ,

He calls his father at home. “Dad,” he says, “You won’t believe what modern education is developing into! They actually have a program here in school that will teach our dog, phezukwakhe, how to talk!”

“That’s amazing,” his Dad says. “How do I get Phezukwakhe (the dog) into the program?”

Nyaa smiling said, “Just send him down here with R15 000. “I’ll get him into the course dad.”

So, his father sends the dog and R15000. About two weeks to the end of the first term, Nyaa gambled and ran out of money again

His father called
“So how’s Phezukwakhe doing son?” his father asks.

“Awesome, Dad, he’s talking up a storm,” he says, “but you just won’t believe this, they’ve had such good results they have started to teach the animals how to read!”

“Read!?” says his father, “No kidding! I’ll love Phekwakhe to read too!”

Nyaa smiling said, “That will be no problem dad. Just send R40000, I’ll get him into the class.”

The money promptly arrives. But Nyaa then had a problem. At the end of the year, his father will find out the dog can neither talk nor read.

So he killed the dog. When he arrives home at the end of the year, his father is all excited.

“Where’s Phezukwakhe? I just can’t wait to see him read something and talk!”

“Dad,” Nyaa says, “I have bad news. Yesterday morning, just before we wanted to drive home, Phezukwakhe was in the living room, kicked back in the recliner, reading a Newspaper, like he usually does. Then he turned to me and asked, “So, is your daddy still sleeping around with that woman who lives in town?”

The father exclaimed, “I hope you killed that son of a bitch before he talks to your Mother!

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I have a proposal:
In 2018 when its time to kiss the bride at weddings, all men must make a queue to kiss her.
People should learn to share…

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Nikhokhe oR2 be Valentine eskoleni after school nibone othisha sebosa inyama nithi niyalinda bethi hambani emakhaya iskole sesiphumile!!

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Pedi pple can confuse you on the phne while saying am in Durban they say

“Ke ko tepene”

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Ngiyayithanda lengoma ka Andile-kaMajola ethi

“Nanoma niyangibona nami angaz ngimithe kanjani namanje ngisamangele”

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When she thought you are romantic by helping her
while cooking kant he is making sure u dnt waste his braaipack

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Guys ayanihlula yin ama jokes esiNgisi cz mangi
post joke yesingisi ngbona o-like bengeqi ku 20

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Witchcraft is when yr manhood decide to
erect in a class for no reason and
your teacher comes in and point you
to stand up and clean the board!!!

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Boy: It’s only six days to go.
Girl: Yeahhhhh!!! nd mmmmmh I can’t wait for that day.
Boy: Me too babe nd I just hope Liverpool beats FC Porto.
Girl: Tsek ….inja what about Valentine.

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True love is like a boy playing Carom
Always afraid of losing his queen.
And a girl playing chess risking everything
just two protect her king.

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I guess that I’m the loser
because you have found some one new
But I’m still here, still all alone
Just crying over you.

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My Heart Misses A Beat
Watching You Sleep
Our Corny Slippers
Monogrammed His And Her
By The Bed Blue For Me
Pink For You

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The most beautiful people
in the world are not those
with attractive faces or skinny body,
but those who know
how to respect the beauty of others.

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I sit here and wonder if you’ll ever understand
just how much of me belongs to you

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