Love doesn’t need 1000 words, of 1000 gifts, needs only 3 things, trust, respect, and above all sincerity!
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Interviewer: I see yr cv u went to University Of South Africa.
Her: Yes, I was visiting my cousin!!
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A way of separating with yr girlfriend b4 14 Febuary!!
If u found 8 missed calls just say “Stop making many calls you are killing my battery nd I can see you are capable of killing me”
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Teacher: class choose between money and brain
Themba: I’d go for money
Teacher: I’d go for brain
Themba: well, everybody goes for what he doesn’t have
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Me: babe can u please come and ride me😐
Her: i don’t have a driver’s licence
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Umuntu omnyama will say anything jst to get off da phone. Like
“awume nghlale phansi, il call yu back”
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Please.. remind me to remind you about reminding me to send you this reminder that reminds me of reminding you that you never have to remind me to remember you, I ALWAYS DO
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dear,
be a friend yourself this time .. never blame yourself and tell it ” those moments will end as it began and i know that behind every cloud there’s a heavy rain .. after every failure there’s a great success .. trust in god and stand again , the fall isn’t worthy of you
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People really should remember to engage their brain before they operate their mouth.
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Ladies if u are engaged don’t say u are taken,
u are just booked.
And bookings can be canceled anytime…
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Victory ✌ is when u find ur crush struggling with a trolley 🚃 and then u come and push it with one hand
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I’m that kind of a guy who stops the microwave at 1 second just to feel a bomb defuser
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I seriously need to stop flirting. I nearly got myself into a relationship. Yesess!!!
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Conversation between a Nigerian dad and his son
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Son:Dad can u borrow me some money, I’m broke
Dad:Where are u son?
Son:South Africa
Dad:Open a church son
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I taxi yi R13.50 😨 and then banginika I R200 bathi 5, R100 bathi 3 , R100 bathi 4, kuze I R50 bathi 2 lastly R100 bathi 1…eh kwaba mnyama emini 😯….ngisathi ngiyabala someone at the back shouts
“angikakayitholi I change yam”…😕. ngavele ngathi short left mzuzu loyo I taxi iqeda kuphuma e renken
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My sister I’m warning you,Never date a Guy with two Legs👣
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He might run🏃 away when you get Pregnant(
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