This Is How To Complement Your Ugly Girl😂
Real beauty lies not in the physical appearance, but in the heart.
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Dating an uneducated lady is a blessing 😂
Lady : baby it’s too late where r u ?😞
Guy : I’m at the bank changing my FB profile pic 😕
Ledy : ok love do quickly😘
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Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me six times, The Fast and the Furious 6
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Isang gabi si Juan at Pedro ay nagnakaw ng bayabas sa kanilang kapitbahay at napagkaisahan na paghatian ang nakuha sa sementeryo para walang makakita sa kanila..Habang paakyat sila ng gate ng sementeryo ay may nahulog na dalawang bayabas..
Pedro: juan nahulog ung dalawa!
Juan: balikan nalang natin maya yang dalawang nahulog..
Pedro: cge2x
Nagpatuloy nga ang dalawa sa loob ng sementeryo at pinaghatihan ang nakuhang bayabas..
Juan: isa sayo.. isa sa akin.. isa sayo.. isa sa akin..
Samantala,papauwi si Kulas galing sa inuman at lasing na lasing at sa sementeryo din ang knyang daan ng marinig nya ang boses ng dalawa..
Juan: isa sayo.. isa sa akin.. Isa sayo.. Isa sa akin.
Nang marinig ito ni Kulas, halos nawala ang kanyang kalasingan at nagtatakbo papuntang simbahan..
Kulas: pader! pader!
Pader: oh anong nangyari sayo kulas parang nakakita ka ng multo..
Kulas: Sumama po kayo sa akin sa sementeryo pader, narinig ko po kasi si lucifer at ang kanyang kampon na pinaghahatian ang mga patay..
Dahil sa gustong malaman ng pari kung totoo nga ang sinasabi ni kulas sumama ito sa kanya.Nang nasa gate na sila ng sementeryo.. Narinig nga nila ang boses na may pinaghahatian..
Juan: isa sayo.. Isa sakin.. Isa sayo.. Isa sakin..
Kinabahan at nagsitayuan ang balahibo ni pader, hindi sya mkapaninwala sa narinig kaya pinakinggan pa nila ng mabuti at mejo lumapit pa sa may gate ang dalawa..
Juan: oh last na to! Isa sayo.. Isa sakin.. Isa sayo isa sa akin..
Pedro: ha? Anong last? Eh pano ung dalawang nasa gate?
Pader: kulas!
Kulas: ano yun pader?
Pader: tara na! takbooooooooooo!!!!!!!😂🤘
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Yung Papasok ka sa pa aralan na
bago ang sapatos tapos
pag dating mo sa room aapakan lang💪👊
ano yan binyag?😅
~KOYKOY☠
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Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
“sinong sumira ng washing machine”
“Sinong sumira ng washing machine who!”
Are you ready kids? Aye aye captain! I can’t hear you. Aye aye captain. Whoooo! Sinong sumira ng washing machine?Spongebob squarepants!Sinong sumira ng washing machine?Spongebob squarepants!😂🎤🎶
Napakanta ka nuh?Hahaha.
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Family Group Chat
Mom : Rešotha Ditlapola🍠le makgopa🍳 😊😊
Malume left*
Malume was Added
Malume left *
malome bahn
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Success is like a morning dew
So if u truly need it than stay awake
while the whole world is @ sleep…….
good morning
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Hahaha wamathe wa kisumu hucompit kuongea
English but hawatakagi kwambiwa hawajui
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A hot secretary came angrily out Of boss cabin.
Her colleague asked: What Happened?
You went inside in a happy mood.
She replied: He asked me are you free tonight?
I said absolutely free.
That bastard gave me 45 pages to type!
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Akuna kitu tamu kama kupendwa na wazazi wako
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ਔਕੜਾਂ ਸੀ ਬਹੁਤ ..
ਸਮੇਂ ਨੇ ਸੀ ਉਲਝਾ ਲਿਆ.
ਮਾ ਤੇਰੇ ਪੁੱਤ ਨੂੰ
ਤੇਰੀਆਂ ਅਸੀਸਾਂ ਨੇ ਬਚਾ ਲਿਆ .
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जिंदगी सुंदर है पर मुझे.*
*जीना नहीं आता,*
*हर चीज में नशा है पर मुझे.*
*पीना नहीं आता,*
*सब मेरे बिना जी सकते हैं,*
*र्सिफ मुझे अपनों के बिना….*
*जीना नहीं
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my friend says onion is only food
that can bring hotness to the eye
and I throw coconut on her forhead
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kudi ਆਪਣੇ BF ਨੂੰ…
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ਜੀ ਆਹ ਚਾਕਲੇਟ ਤੁਸੀਂ ਆਪਣੇ ਹੱਥਾਂ ਤੇ ਕਿਉਂ ਮਲੀ ਜਾਂਦੇ ਹੋ
ਖਾਂਦੇ ਕਿਉਂ
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ਨਹੀਂ….?
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ਮੁੰਡਾ :- ਬਾਂਦਰੀਏ ਇਹ ਚਾਕਲੇਟ ਨੀਂ ਜਰਦਾ ਮਲਦਾ.
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ਮੈਂ ਤਾਂ ਬੱਸ ਏਦਾਂ ਹੀ ਪਾਣੀ ਚ ਬੜੀ ਗ਼ੌਰ ਨਾਲ ਦੇਖ ਰਿਹਾ ਸੀ ਯਾਰੋ
ਏਨੇ ਚ ਇਕ ਮੱਛਲੀ ਬਾਹਰ ਆ ਕੇ ਕਹਿੰਦੀ
“ਤੇਰੇ ਘਰ ਚ ਕੋਈ ਮਾਂ ਭੈਣ ਨਹੀਂ ਆ”
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