पायलट विमान से उड़ान भरने के तुरंत
बाद यात्रियों का स्वागत कर रहा था
“आज सुबह हमारे साथ उड़ान भरने के लिए
धन्यवाद!
मौसम है…..”
अचानक पायलट, चीखना शुरू कर देता है,
जबकि वह अभी भी स्पीकर पर है:
“हे भगवान! OMG…. OMG…OMG …… जल
गया ,जल गया ,जल गया ”
एक भयंकर डरावनी ख़ौफ़नाक गहरी
चुप्पी छा गई !
थोड़ी देर में वो पायलट फिर से
यात्रियों से बात करने माइक्रोफोन पर
वापस आ जाता है:
“मैं इस घटना के लिए माफी चाहता हूं…
मैंने अपनी गोद में बहुत गर्म कप कॉफी
गिरा ली थी … आप मेरी पैंट देख सकते हैं ।”
एक यात्री की आवाज –
कमीने!!
*”तू यहां आ कर हमारी पैंट देख”!*
एक छोरा अपने बापू के पीछे खाट पे बीडी पी रहा था
–
उसकी माँ उसने देख कै बोली — देख कमीण अपने बापू के पीछे बैठ के बीडी पीवै सै तनै डर ना लागता
–
–
छोरा — डरना के है ये बापू है कोई
पैट्रौल पम्प थोडी सै जो आग पकड लेगा
पत्नी : तुम आज फिर शराब पीकर आए हो,
टाइम देखो कितना हुआ है?
.
पति : बारह में पाँच कम ।
.
पत्नी : और पियो शराब, अभी सात बज रहे हैं और तुम्हें बारह में पाँच कम नज़र आ रहा है।
.
.
पति : तो बारह में पाँच कम कितना होता है ??
Yesterday my pressing iron stopped working so I went to my neighbour’s house and asked to borrow Thiers. They told me to come and use it in their house and I did.
Today my neighbour came and asked if I could borrow them the broom, so I asked them to come and use it in my house…
Tit for tat!!!!!!
While a man was polishing his new car, his 6 yr old son picked up a stone and scratched lines on the side of the car. In anger, the man took the child’s hand and hit it many times; not realizing he was using a wrench. At the hospital, the child lost all his fingers due to multiple fractures. When the child saw his father…..with painful eyes he asked, ‘Dad when will my fingers grow back?’ The man was so hurt and speechless; he went back to his car and kicked it a lot of times. Devastated by his own actions…….sitting in front of that car he looked at the scratches; the child had written ‘LOVE YOU DAD’.The next day that man committed suicide. . .Anger and Love have no limits; choose the latter to have a beautiful, lovely life….. Things are to be used and people are to be loved. But the problem in today’s world is that, People are used and things are loved…. In this year, let’s be careful to keep this thought in mind: Things are to be used, but People are to be loved. Watch your thoughts; they become words. Watch your words; they become actions. Watch your actions; they become habits. Watch your habits they become character;Watch your character; it becomes your destiny. I’m glad a friend forwarded this to me as a reminder. God bless you. If you don’t pass this on nothing bad will happen; if you do, you might change someones life. Do u know the relationship between your two eyes? They blink together, move together, cry together, see things together & sleep together. Even though they never see each other. Friendship should be just like that.
Does this make sense? If it does pliz Share with yo friends.
There was a man who used to cross the border,from S A to Zim. Every month he would be on a bicycle carrying some riversand. The customs officer searched him thoughroughly and would find nothing in the sand. They would then give him a smile and let him pass. He did that for years and years still the officers wondered what was in the sand. After the man had stopped crossing the border he met one of the retired customs officer,and he asked tell me what were you up to carrying all that sand? The man smiled and said apparently I was smuggling bicycles!
