*When I was small, they told me that if I laugh at people’s conditions, I will be like them in future!*
*All my life, I have been laughing at Obama 50 cents , Tigerwoods , Bill Gates nd Donald Trump but am yet to see any changes in me!*
*Or am I not laughing enough?*

When Bill and Hillary first got married, Bill said, “I am putting a box under our bed. You must promise never to look in it. “In all their 30 years of marriage, Hillary never looked. However, on the afternoon of their 30th anniversary, curiosity got the better of her and she lifted the lid and peeked inside. In the box there were 3 empty beer cans and $1,874.25 in cash. After dinner, Hillary could no longer contain her guilt and she confessed, saying, “I am so sorry. For all these years I kept my promise and never looked in the box under our bed. However, today the temptation was too much and I gave in. But now I need to know why do you keep the empty cans in the box? “Bill thought for a while and said, “I guess that after all these years you deserve to know the truth. Whenever I was unfaithful to you, I put an empty beer can in the box under the bed to remind myself not to do it again. “Hillary was shocked, but said, “I am very disappointed and saddened, but I guess after all those years away from home on the road, temptation does happen and I guess that 3 times is not that bad considering the number of years we’ve been together. “They hugged and made their peace. A little while later, Hillary asked Bill -“So why do you have all that money in the box? “Bill answered, “Well, whenever the box filled up with empty cans… I took them to the recycling center and redeemed them for cash! “

What do you call a group of people where two people are thinking of Love
& all other are thinking of food? . . . . . . . .
WEDDING

Men will be Men:

Wife leaves a note on the fridge: “I have made all attempts. It’s not working.
I can’t take it anymore. I am going to stay at my Mom’s place !! 😡😥

Husband opens the fridge, checks the beer bottle. Feels it is cold. He takes a few big gulps from the bottle. Feels it is chilled. Then says to himself, “What the hell is she talking about???

Fridge is working fine!!”

In an investment seminar a man saw a beautiful lady and fell in love instantly. He proposed to her. However, being a financial planning expert, she asked him about his background….
He said – “..well, I am an ordinary man today, but in a few months, after my ailing father dies, I will inherit a Rs 300 crore property …😊”

The lady was deeply impressed …and they exchanged their business cards…

…and within a month
the lady walked into his house as his step mother…😜

Moral: Investment is subject to market risks…👉😢
Do NOT sell your dream to others before it becomes a reality

You’re so hot, you must be the cause for global warming