Ukimkuta dada amevaa miwani anakuwa na dharau sana anasahau kuwa kilichomfanya avae iyo miwani ni ugonjwa 😀😀😀🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️

My future wife si uje ama nifungue butchery na hizi ngombe za dowry

Unapata Dem amebeba food take away ujue amechukua ugali tatu ya 30bob na mboga ya 10bob🤣🤣🤣

Kuishi nyumbani na mwanaume asiyekuwa na pesa ni sawa na kuishi na feniture ndani ya nyumba

Fuck maze, ile time umejipata maudenki zimekukaza then kufika kwa choo unapata kuna ninja ili kunia juu bt kulingana navile Continue Reading..

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.- Mahatma Gandhi @wazimu mkuu

Kuna mtu huku ndani hananga kazi.. Yeye hushinda kuitisha pics za watu then ako zile za… Wow, nice, cute, sexy. Continue Reading..

Today a preacher in a public bus started preaching… “Leo nataka kuwasomea barua ya Paulo kwa Warumi” A drunk man Continue Reading..