Iwayini elidayiswa ngebhokisi akusilona iwayini, njengoba ne-Ricoffy kungesilona ikhofi.

Inbox location yakho uma ufuna silwe.

Ake nizenze mina kuma-comments, ngifuna ukubona something.

Akuyona i-baby shower enganeni yesithathu, kodwa umcimbi wokubabaza umhlola.

Ubani onale movie yendoda egqoke i-jacket emnyama ephethe isbhamu?

Ngikhumbula ngelinye ilanga sisasebenzisa ugesi okhokhelwa ngenyanga, ubaba wangithuma ukuthi ngiyowukhokhela edolobheni. Ngenxa yokuthanda ama-competitions, ngathatha leyo mali ngathenga ngayo ithikithi lomncintiswano thizeni lapho umuntu onenhlanhla ayengawina khona imoto entsha ceke.

Uma ngifika ekhaya, ngamchazela ubaba ukuthi imali ngiyenzeni. Wathi ezwa lokho, wangithela induku. Ngalala ngiyisuthi.

Kwathi ngakusasa ekuseni, ubaba wavuka wavula umnyango ophumela ngaphandle. Kwakukhona imoto entsha ime ngaphakathi egcekeni. Wasivusa sonke. Kwathi uma siyibona sonke sakhala, ikakhulukazi mina. Phela le moto kwakungeyakwa-Eskom, ababephakathi babezosicishela ugesi!

Ubaba waphinde wayithela induku kimina.

Wayeseyibheme kahle insangu uMathayi emi ku-3rd floor eflethini. Ngephutha, washelela wayothi thanqa phansi. Bafika abantu bezomsiza, babuza ukuthi kwenzekeni. Wavuka waphendula uMathayi wathi: “Nami angazi kwenzekeni, ngisanda kufika!”

WHITES: “Goodnight kids. I love you.”

BLACKS: “Ningakhohlwa ukucima i-TV , ningenise ibhakede lokuchama, nifake amabhodwe efrijini; ngiwabalile njalo amaqatha – ningazami nje ukuhlakanipha. Nicime neDS, ave iwudla ugesi, nehlise umsindo. Sengiyalala-ke mina ntombi kaBhungane. Nibheke nokuthi iminyango ikhiyiwe yini , singaboni ngomuntu esegcwele indlu. Niyezwa?”

Inhliziyo yendoda itholwa umuntu oyedwa, the rest basuke sebethola izinso, usu, inyongo ne 4-5 ke

Ujole kahle nomuntu kube kuhle, mhla nihlukana akthuke ngombhede wakho athi umise kwesidleke senyoni

Uthole ukuthi abazali bayathanda ukuthi niye ocansini,
inkinga nina aniceli.

Girlfriend idla 2 or 3 slices wesinkwa isuthe.

Uyi-girlfriend noma unguMabhebeza?

Nalento yokuthi uSathane akanamandla siyizwa ngani eniJima naye…

Asashonaph lama couple ayehlanganis amagama kanje:

Nqubeko +Zandile = Nquza