MY NONGOMA CHICK
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BBY I HV BEEN CHEATING ON U
HER: YINTON NALE SHITTING
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MAYEEEEEEE
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1990’s akajole wodwa
apartheid
ngala
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Guy ngicela lingiphendule lapha
N azaphendulsla umbuzo lo
Ngizomnikeza i prize
Umbuzo lo umi kanje so
Uma usenga inkomo esbayeni
Uyabe usengani?
A) inkomo
B) uchago
C umbele
D) ibele (50 marks)
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Kuhle nkwali yenkosi makunje.ngiyabathanda bantu mminga nginjena nje abantu or umuntu
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Bath:
This January
Distruction boys ft Mobi Dixon ft Something Soweto
Omuny’ bhutiza akanamali😂
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A girl asked gogo why don’t you
share your spoon with us.
Gogo: angisho nimunya maPipi
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LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP
uthi u busy wena ujola nesthombe
Muntu bamfaka ngama back door
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Gals are size 28-32.
Lokhu okunye omama be Stokvela
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Uduke ethekwini uze ubuze komama abadayisayo ukuth
“senike nangbona yin ngdlula la?”
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Gc nd Wandile
Bazobuya sebene cleavage✊😂
ey phela amabele guys😋
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A Chinese man got married to a zulu lady. They had a baby who died after 4 months, gogo was very hurt at the funeral n kept on saying ‘ngazile Vele’. People asked her ‘ gogo, wazile ini?’ Gogo answered ” izinto za Machina azilasti.”
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If you need help with transport money, school fees, stationary, uniforms and even rent money. Please SMS “OMUNYE” to 31314. Angithi yiyo ebikuhlanyisa usidla imali
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Imagine ukhaphe i-Cherry yakho to fetch her child from her baby daddy’s house
& after an hour of waiting at the gate, he calls & say;
“Ungahamba broe bathi bayalala”.
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Uban isikhokho la?….UGirl ungena eTekisini 😅😂..
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GIRL:”Mlazi”?
DRIVER:”I-taxi le,uMlazi wenzeni? ”
GIRL:”Yooh! Aii,bandla.”(agene)…
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DRIVER :”Uyakuph sisi? ”
GIRL:”Ngiya eBack seat. “(Agaklaze iscabha )..
DRIVER :”Ifriji lakini ulivala kanje nalo? .noma uxhaphaza mina? “..
GIRL :”Angikaze ngilivale ngingaphakathi, ngyaxolisa.imalini i-Taxi vele? “.
DRIVER :”Angiyaz ngisho i-deposit. Yin sisi? Usufuna ukuba i-owner yin nawe? “..
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GIRL :”(akhiphe uR20 odabukile).
DRIVER :”Imali enjena ngzoyenzani mina? “..
GIRL :”Ufuna ukuyigqoka yini? Uzoyithunga phela. “..
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After a while. ..
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GIRL :”Ungishiye kulababantu ababili abamile .”…
DRIVER :”Uma behamba ngenzenjani? “..
GIRL :”Ubalandele. “..
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Looool😀Aii abany abant 👀🗣��…….hlekisa abanye nawe ungahlek wedw a😂😂
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WHITES: “Is the boss here?”
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BLACKS: “Usefikile ubab’wakho?”
owakho uBoss nimbiza bani?
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Sanbona igama lami uPhumlani, eh nghlala eNewcastle, eh thnx for reading my story.. eh b4 ngiqale angiqale ngibingelele bese singena odabeni.
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