Uyaphi nje ku February
unendoda eyodwa

mifa lento ngakashayi nomhlaka 14
uzoth buwenzan

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Nywe nywe nywe
I dnt hv a bae for Valentines day

syeke msoooon
mina angnababa nge Fathers day

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Kunzima ukuba yindoda :(.
Imagine ukuba nento evele iqine nje ime without your permission

Shuuuu :D😰😨😵

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I’m Not Good At Translations But I’m Sure; “Ubheda Kakhulu” Is “You Better And Cool”.

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Zulu guy praying with a Xhosa guy…..
Zulu:Siphe namuhla isinkwa sethu, semihlangemihla….
Xhosa guy interrupting…
Xhosa: Mxelele ntanga afake ne Jam
😂😂😂🚮

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“There’s Nothing Painful
Ngokushaywa Amasende Nedi Bafana Bayatefa Nje”, She said.

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Her: Sokuphi bbes?
Me:Ngasesitolo, ngikuphatseleni luv?
Her: Kiss bbe.
(30 minutes later)
Me: I’m near ur home now come out
Her: awukakhohlwa kungtsengela loKiss moc bbe.

Aahh I forgot to faint

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English
• Something’s Fishy here
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IsiZulu
• Khona okushaya amanzi lah

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😢Uyazi Inyama yese- Woolworths ngandlela idura ngakhona ungafunga ukuthi inkukhu zakhona zino-Metric

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Sebenza ube nokwakho uyeke ukusongela abantu uthi, “Kophela Sofana”

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Some Ex’s think they own our hearts,
they will text you:
“Hey I know you still love me”
Aibo kahle msunu ukuzihola

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Uncenge i Danone yomntwana uze uhambe ngamadolo uthi:
“Dlisa inja Nana”

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In my hood there is a house written “sithengisa amagwinya” at at the gate but when U get to the door they have written “hay siyadlala”

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Anitshele u Nomvula
Aphinde ashiye u Nathi ngath se too
comfortable sfuna i album
phela thina

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After S** feedback from different Ladies.
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– American lady: Thanks sweetheart, that was awesome
– UK lady: I’m so grateful honey, that was great
– India lady: Oh thank u very much, I love you
– Mzansi lady: So, o reng ka tshelete ya Moriri ????ngeke udle mahhala

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Nywe nywe miss my boyfriend”
Manje thina senzen? Si react nga masende wakhe?

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