Wife & husband watching soccer

Wife; Swettie kanti lo ugqokeleni okungafanani labanye?
Husband: Ngukeeper olinde igedi
After 5 min
Wife: Ingani ukeeper usegijima phakathi, igedi lisele lobani?
Husband: Lo ngureferee aso keeper
Wife,: Manje ureferee wenza msebenzi bani?
Husband: Nguye ocontroller igame.
After ,10 min
Wife: Hawu, ingani usemi phandle futhi ureferee?
Husband: Lo nguassistant referee, kumbe ulinesman
Wife: Usefuna ukusubstituter ureferee ophakathi?
Husband: Hayi usebenzela khonaphana along the line.
After 30 seconds
Wife: Manje iflegi aseyiphakamisile ngeyaliphi ilizwe?
Husband: Yoh yoh yoh! Lamuhla ngakubona okukhulu, ngapha iteam yami iyadliwa ngapha ngibuzwa izinto ezingelangqondo!

🙌🙌🙌ukubukela ibhora lomfazi so!

Umfazi angathola iR200 note kutrouse yendoda uyathula kodwa angathola icondom eyodwa ukhuluma aze akhale.

NgiseRussia, ubani ofuna ngimphathele
amaRussian when I get back?

Sesi bona ngama leggings agexayo ukuthi uke wapaka

somewhere in sathaflika a pedi guy is
Promising a Zulu girl
“nkiso hampa nawe eTepen tjulai yeswa..

Guys I Think It’s About Time That We Tell Ama2000 That “K.O” Used To Be On A Wheelchair.
And LoCherry Bekahamba Naye Ushonile

Wen u shut the door of RDP house and the sound be like kaavaaament!!!

Heeeeh Angkhohlwa Ngigibele Itaxi Sekuntambama Kwakhala Ifoni Wayphundula Umnikazi…Wathi “Nangu Lomuntu La Etaxin Mehla Nje Estobhini Sakhe Ngyamdubula” Eyy sonke Salala Kubo Kadriver

Ugesi💡
Amanzi💦
Ubaba wengane🍼
Yini konje okunye ok’hambayo ?

Guy: Bbe send me nudes😋😍…
Girl: Mcim! That’s so childish😕…
Guy: Ok send me ur matric results📑…
Girl: lol aibo khawme hle ndikhulule…

WHITE:HE HAS LOST WEIGHT

BLACK:USEMNGAKA

Ngahlangana nawe ugqoke i uniform Saturday😏😏😏
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Ngikuphonsa nge unprepared speech ye english